I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

Aw, no sorry.

@Bluedeblue

Aw, no sorry.

Don’t be sorry. It’s good you gave up on waiting for that medical person, who was just wasting your time!

I actually almost said fruit, but I thought the maraca was more important.

In fairness, I think your answer to me may have been distorted by when you had breakfast. If you hadn’t eaten yet, you would have correctly guessed “fruit”, but since you had, you were drawn to more ethereal pursuits such as music! (I know how this works.)

Am I going to move this thread to Classics, OP?

It deserves to be!

@Bettercallsaul1

I actually almost said fruit, but I thought the maraca was more important.

In fairness, I think your answer to me may have been distorted by when you had breakfast. If you hadn’t eaten yet, you would have correctly guessed “fruit”, but since you had, you were drawn to more ethereal pursuits such as music! (I know how this works.)

You are completely right (though I already knew that you are right a lot of the time)!

@HebeMumsnet

Am I going to move this thread to Classics, OP?

Definitely yes. (And thank you!)

Feel free to ask a bonus question. I know you have one in mind.

AMAZING! You really do know everything about me!

My second question: am I going to crack on DD's week-long screen ban for being an all-round twerp all day yesterday because it is raining today and I don't think I can bear five afternoons of her huffing in a damp and bored sort of way?

@HebeMumsnet

My second question: am I going to crack on DD's week-long screen ban for being an all-round twerp all day yesterday because it is raining today and I don't think I can bear five afternoons of her huffing in a damp and bored sort of way?

You will not crack. Stay strong!

Start a thread asking for rainy-day ideas in her age range and have her do them in exact order (you will have to read them aloud to her, of course, so she doesn't get even a glimpse at that screen).

Start a thread asking for rainy-day ideas in her age range and have her do them in exact order

That's evil and brilliant. Next time DS fucks me off, I'm going to request rainy day ideas for children 2-4 years younger than him.

Will I empty the bin or leave it for DH?

Haha! Do you know, I think you might be right? That might be EXACTLY what I'm going to do.

Astounding talent.

@PurpleyBlue

Will I empty the bin or leave it for DH?

Leave it. He"s secretly been looking forward to it all morning.

@HebeMumsnet

Haha! Do you know, I think you might be right? That might be EXACTLY what I'm going to do.

Astounding talent.

Thank you! I'm so glad I have a place to share it.

Thanks! I'll let him know.

I've got another one! What's the man in the field doing? He's been there all morning.

PS He doesn't have a tractor, if he did I wouldn't be asking

@PurpleyBlue

Thanks! I'll let him know.

@Orgasmagorical

I've got another one! What's the man in the field doing? He's been there all morning.

PS He doesn't have a tractor, if he did I wouldn't be asking

He's looking for four-leaf clovers.

Aw, how sweet, thank you, Unlimited

I have to say he doesn't look the sort but you just never know ... until you know

@Orgasmagorical

Aw, how sweet, thank you, Unlimited

I have to say he doesn't look the sort but you just never know ... until you know

Well, you know what they say...You can't judge a bloke by his clover!

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

Start a thread asking for rainy-day ideas in her age range and have her do them in exact order

That's evil and brilliant. Next time DS fucks me off, I'm going to request rainy day ideas for children 2-4 years younger than him.

I know that won't end well, but it might be fun!

Can a intelligence agent / officer , have the whole cover of a marriage , kids ect and it's all just part of a cover story to gain x information or to provide a cover story ect ?

👀

@Hawkins001

Can a intelligence agent / officer , have the whole cover of a marriage , kids ect and it's all just part of a cover story to gain x information or to provide a cover story ect ?

Don't worry, you're safe. There's absolutely no intelligence to be found in your household.