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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:07

@Florawest

Will I ever not be watching my budget ?

Am I destined to be alone

Will I win something

  1. No (but hopefully mostly just watching rather than worrying)
  2. No, but companionship comes in many forms
  3. Yes, £10 in Lidl gift certificates (I won't tell you when so it will be a surprise)
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:09

@GreenApologies

Replant the orchard. It will be enjoyed by many for many years to come (including the bees!). I don't want to tell you the exact year because it might freak you out, but it starts with a "2". Hope that helps.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Yes, that's immensely helpful thank you. It is nice to know it could be anytime over the next 79 years. The life insurance application will be completed 'to the best of my knowledge and belief'. Best not tell me, it doesn't have to be yours.

One slight discrepancy in your post though. When I go the bees and other winged insects I am taking with me. I am surprised you did not know that.

Oh, I know that you think you're taking all of the winged insects with you, but it's only the wasps and the mosquitoes, I'm afraid (sorry you had to find out this way).
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:09

@BaronBlueBottle

Am I a grand father clock or a Queen size bed?
Single bed, I'm afraid
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:19

[quote NinetyNineRedBalloonsGoBy]**@Upthestairsdownagain* . "I guess you’re just having a bit of fun op."*

Yes of course she is! Please don't believe anyone who tells you they know everything/ that there is "universal consciousness" Hmm[/quote]
I suppose "Lighthearted" would have been a good addition to the title or original post. I thought answers like "Mr. McPonykins" would have made it clear. Hmm

Of course, I knew how each individual would take it, but I forgot.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 19/06/2021 17:03

What would be my best revenge on Abby the engagement ring-stealer?

Well, they say “living well is the best revenge”. Second best? Mashed potatoes in her shoes.

So - not hacking off the ring - and her finger - with a bread knife then?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 17:46

@Bettercallsaul1

What would be my best revenge on Abby the engagement ring-stealer?

Well, they say “living well is the best revenge”. Second best? Mashed potatoes in her shoes.

So - not hacking off the ring - and her finger - with a bread knife then?

Definitely not. Violence is not the answer here. If mashed potatoes don't suit, maybe some kind of custard?
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GreenApologies · 19/06/2021 17:52

Nah, “lighthearted” would have anaesthetised the thread. Chat is under the Fun & Games category and that’s all we need to know.

Though I know you knew that. And you know I knew that you knew it.

I 🤔

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 18:06

@GreenApologies

Nah, “lighthearted” would have anaesthetised the thread. Chat is under the Fun & Games category and that’s all we need to know.

Though I know you knew that. And you know I knew that you knew it.

I 🤔

Thanks!

And, yes, I do know you knew I knew that.

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Catcrazy008 · 19/06/2021 18:46

Is Katherine upset about her picture?
Thank you for your answers so far, it’s so nice of you.

Bettercallsaul1 · 19/06/2021 19:01

Ok - custard in Abby’s shoes will have to do then! You’re definitely a restraining influence! Grin

Parsley1234 · 19/06/2021 19:37

Oh and another was the horse right for me today and why did emily do such an underhand trick ?

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 19/06/2021 19:44

My ddog (formerly known as Bingo) has a question for you please. She would like to ask: how much of a good dog does she have to be in order to be allowed to eat next door's rabbit? It is very fat and delicious. Today she was good dog for ten minutes and still wasn't allowed to eat rabbit.

Idiotathome79 · 19/06/2021 20:03

It's Dan 😂

Positivelysober · 19/06/2021 20:12

🤣 my step brother is Christopher 👌

Kindnessdoesnthurt · 19/06/2021 20:53

Oh unfortunately you got mine wrong :-(

Florawest · 19/06/2021 21:27

I am not from Canada,

No sister called Sarah but a niece

Any explanation for Bernie not talking/texting and completely blanking me this past year.

When will I see my daughter ??

Thank you, Sorry for so many questions 😁

carlywurly · 19/06/2021 21:39

Please could you tell me where my AirPods are? They're somewhere in the house, I'm certain

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 19/06/2021 21:55

what's my favourite colour?

GreenApologies · 20/06/2021 00:30

I think OP is having quiet reflection. It must be difficult with the whole world on her or his shoulders, like the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah. Just an Illusion.

So many ways to help us to help ourselves. I think OP is someone very well known, well at least to them.

Butchyrestingface · 20/06/2021 05:26

Also, AMA is "Ask Me Anything". Some of you are saying things like "Not even close" or "Wrong, wrong, wrong". That's called TELLING, not ASKING. Grin

Fine. I'll amend.

Not even close? Christ, that was crushing?

SadSadSad

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/06/2021 06:33

Just a quick one to say I'll be back in a few hours to catch up with the thread. I should have let people know my plan last night. Sorry! I sometimes forget that others don't know everything about everyone. It's my one flaw (that and the major one I refuse to work on).

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/06/2021 09:27

@Catcrazy008

Is Katherine upset about her picture? Thank you for your answers so far, it’s so nice of you.
Of course she is! But that's what you should have expected when you drew her dressed as a clown.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/06/2021 09:29

@Bettercallsaul1

Ok - custard in Abby’s shoes will have to do then! You’re definitely a restraining influence! Grin
Just make sure they're not crocs, or she'll be forewarned.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/06/2021 09:32

@Parsley1234

Oh and another was the horse right for me today and why did emily do such an underhand trick ?
The horse wasn't right for you; it wasn't left for you; it was under you.

As for Emily, is she had done an overhand one, you would have seen where she was hiding the ace of spades.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/06/2021 09:35

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

My ddog (formerly known as Bingo) has a question for you please. She would like to ask: how much of a good dog does she have to be in order to be allowed to eat next door's rabbit? It is very fat and delicious. Today she was good dog for ten minutes and still wasn't allowed to eat rabbit.
She's definitely been enough of a good d...SQUIRREL!
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