I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@Florawest

Will I ever not be watching my budget ?

Am I destined to be alone

Will I win something

1. No (but hopefully mostly just watching rather than worrying)
2. No, but companionship comes in many forms
3. Yes, £10 in Lidl gift certificates (I won't tell you when so it will be a surprise)

@GreenApologies

Replant the orchard. It will be enjoyed by many for many years to come (including the bees!). I don't want to tell you the exact year because it might freak you out, but it starts with a "2". Hope that helps.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Yes, that's immensely helpful thank you. It is nice to know it could be anytime over the next 79 years. The life insurance application will be completed 'to the best of my knowledge and belief'. Best not tell me, it doesn't have to be yours.

One slight discrepancy in your post though. When I go the bees and other winged insects I am taking with me. I am surprised you did not know that.

Oh, I know that you think you're taking all of the winged insects with you, but it's only the wasps and the mosquitoes, I'm afraid (sorry you had to find out this way).

@BaronBlueBottle

Am I a grand father clock or a Queen size bed?

Single bed, I'm afraid

[quote NinetyNineRedBalloonsGoBy]**@Upthestairsdownagain* . "I guess you’re just having a bit of fun op."*

Yes of course she is! Please don't believe anyone who tells you they know everything/ that there is "universal consciousness" [/quote]
I suppose "Lighthearted" would have been a good addition to the title or original post. I thought answers like "Mr. McPonykins" would have made it clear.

Of course, I knew how each individual would take it, but I forgot.

What would be my best revenge on Abby the engagement ring-stealer?

Well, they say “living well is the best revenge”. Second best? Mashed potatoes in her shoes.

So - not hacking off the ring - and her finger - with a bread knife then?

@Bettercallsaul1

What would be my best revenge on Abby the engagement ring-stealer?

Well, they say “living well is the best revenge”. Second best? Mashed potatoes in her shoes.

So - not hacking off the ring - and her finger - with a bread knife then?

Definitely not. Violence is not the answer here. If mashed potatoes don't suit, maybe some kind of custard?

Nah, “lighthearted” would have anaesthetised the thread. Chat is under the Fun & Games category and that’s all we need to know.

Though I know you knew that. And you know I knew that you knew it.

I 🤔

@GreenApologies

Nah, “lighthearted” would have anaesthetised the thread. Chat is under the Fun & Games category and that’s all we need to know.

Though I know you knew that. And you know I knew that you knew it.

I 🤔

Thanks!

And, yes, I do know you knew I knew that.

Is Katherine upset about her picture?
Thank you for your answers so far, it’s so nice of you.

Ok - custard in Abby’s shoes will have to do then! You’re definitely a restraining influence!

Oh and another was the horse right for me today and why did emily do such an underhand trick ?

My ddog (formerly known as Bingo) has a question for you please. She would like to ask: how much of a good dog does she have to be in order to be allowed to eat next door's rabbit? It is very fat and delicious. Today she was good dog for ten minutes and still wasn't allowed to eat rabbit.

It's Dan 😂

🤣 my step brother is Christopher 👌

Oh unfortunately you got mine wrong :-(

I am not from Canada,

No sister called Sarah but a niece

Any explanation for Bernie not talking/texting and completely blanking me this past year.

When will I see my daughter ??

Thank you, Sorry for so many questions 😁

Please could you tell me where my AirPods are? They're somewhere in the house, I'm certain

what's my favourite colour?

I think OP is having quiet reflection. It must be difficult with the whole world on her or his shoulders, like the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah. Just an Illusion.

So many ways to help us to help ourselves. I think OP is someone very well known, well at least to them.

Also, AMA is "Ask Me Anything". Some of you are saying things like "Not even close" or "Wrong, wrong, wrong". That's called TELLING, not ASKING.

Fine. I'll amend.

Not even close? Christ, that was crushing?

Just a quick one to say I'll be back in a few hours to catch up with the thread. I should have let people know my plan last night. Sorry! I sometimes forget that others don't know everything about everyone. It's my one flaw (that and the major one I refuse to work on).

@Catcrazy008

Is Katherine upset about her picture? Thank you for your answers so far, it’s so nice of you.

Of course she is! But that's what you should have expected when you drew her dressed as a clown.

@Bettercallsaul1

Ok - custard in Abby’s shoes will have to do then! You’re definitely a restraining influence!

Just make sure they're not crocs, or she'll be forewarned.

@Parsley1234

Oh and another was the horse right for me today and why did emily do such an underhand trick ?

The horse wasn't right for you; it wasn't left for you; it was under you.

As for Emily, is she had done an overhand one, you would have seen where she was hiding the ace of spades.

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

My ddog (formerly known as Bingo) has a question for you please. She would like to ask: how much of a good dog does she have to be in order to be allowed to eat next door's rabbit? It is very fat and delicious. Today she was good dog for ten minutes and still wasn't allowed to eat rabbit.

She's definitely been enough of a good d...SQUIRREL!