I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@Idiotathome79

It's Dan 😂

Original: What's the name of the man I like ? Kieran

You'll forget all about Dan when you meet Kieran!

@Positivelysober

🤣 my step brother is Christopher 👌

Previous: (What's my brother's name? Brian) His name wasn't Brian though 🤣 Yes, your brother's name is Brian, but he pronounces it like Christopher.

Brother, half-brother, step-brother, they're all family!

@Kindnessdoesnthurt

Oh unfortunately you got mine wrong :-(

Original: What tattoo do I have? Curly lettering

That's because it's very difficult to read curly lettering.

Thanks OP - I like the sound of a job change and small win, not so much the twisted ankle . I'll check back in as we go.

Thank you OP!

I asked about leaving teaching to study and your response was fab. You have actually made me feel better!!!

@Florawest

I am not from Canada,

No sister called Sarah but a niece

Any explanation for Bernie not talking/texting and completely blanking me this past year.

When will I see my daughter ??

Thank you, Sorry for so many questions 😁

Previous: Where you come from: B.C. Canada (about lost bank book) You should forget about it. Is my sister happy? What's her name? Your sister needs a phonecall. Her name is Sarah. ---- Sorry, I got mixed up. Your niece needs a phone call. Your sister is called Sis (a nickname, really).

Bernie has been busy sulking about Biden's win.

About your daughter, you'll see her on a Wednesday.

No problem for so many questions. I know so many things about you (everything, to be exact), and I knew you would have lots of questions.

@carlywurly

Please could you tell me where my AirPods are? They're somewhere in the house, I'm certain

They're in your ears. I SAID, THEY'RE IN YOUR EARS.

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

what's my favourite colour?

You like all of the colours. That's why you have rainbow party lights hanging above your clock!

@GreenApologies

I think OP is having quiet reflection. It must be difficult with the whole world on her or his shoulders, like the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah. Just an Illusion.

So many ways to help us to help ourselves. I think OP is someone very well known, well at least to them.

Not reluctant, just lazy busy.

And, yes, I am quite well know (not to brag, but I have a copy of my autograph...might try to sell it on Ebay).

@Butchyrestingface

Also, AMA is "Ask Me Anything". Some of you are saying things like "Not even close" or "Wrong, wrong, wrong". That's called TELLING, not ASKING.

Fine. I'll amend.

Not even close? Christ, that was crushing?

Original: Where was I born? Near Manchester

Well, the universe is really quite a large place, so I think that you'll find that in the grand scheme of things you were, in fact, born near Manchester. However, I know that you'd like me to be more specific, and I'm happy to oblige: You were born in a room.

Also, please don't call me Christ. I'm just a regular person who knows everything about everyone. Well, everything about everyone on Mumsnet, that is. If I claimed to know everything about everyone, that would really be hard to believe.

@YellowMonday

Thanks OP - I like the sound of a job change and small win, not so much the twisted ankle . I'll check back in as we go.

Don't worry, you will rock the stretchy sprained-ankle bandage look!

@PyjamaFan

Thank you OP!

I asked about leaving teaching to study and your response was fab. You have actually made me feel better!!!

I know (but glad to hear it anyway ).

SQUIRREL?

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

SQUIRREL?

Ha! The blur shows it's an action shot.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa well, she trusts you of course

[quote JesusInTheCabbageVan]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa well, she trusts you of course [/quote]
Smart dog.

OP thank you for your response to my question. I have another if that is OK.
Will everything be alright ? Obviously I am worried or I would not ask

Thanks

[quote UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]@SpongeBobJudgeyPants "This. Whatis got there before me." Just a touch too much, but that can change[/quote]
Your crystal ball needs an overhaul (specs are us?) as you obs haven't clocked the size of my ar*e. But I'll take that.

What tattoo should I get?

@Anordinarymum

OP thank you for your response to my question. I have another if that is OK. Will everything be alright ? Obviously I am worried or I would not ask

Thanks

Of course it's okay to ask another Q!

About your question, I sincerely hope that it will be alright! Do what you can with the parts that you can, and take good care of yourself while the rest false where it will (I'm a worrier myself, so I know that's easier said than done).

@SpongeBobJudgeyPants
Your crystal ball needs an overhaul (specs are us?) as you obs haven't clocked the size of my are. But I'll take that.*

It only looks big because you're so close to it. It looks much smaller to everyone else.

@PyjamaFan

What tattoo should I get?

It could go one of two ways, and both would suit you.

1. Feather
2. Minion holding a taco

@Anordinarymum

Oops! "the rest falls where it will" (not "false") I put too much trust in my autocorrect.

Is my DS ever going to find a partner? He's been single for years.

[quote UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]@Anordinarymum

Oops! "the rest falls where it will" (not "false") I put too much trust in my autocorrect.[/quote]
Thank you. You are quite right. It's the part I have no control over that worries me. It keeps me awake at night