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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 11:36

@LockedFarAway

️⃣LockedFarAway* OP, you'd be a brilliant person to go down to the pub with, you have such a sharp humour and quick mind!*️⃣

Thanks! That means a lot because I know you are a very honest person.

Actually, I'm quite shy in person and a bit boring (don't tell anyone!).

You see, I knew you'd think that about yourself. But I wish you didn't, it's really obvious. You're one of a kind in a really nice way!

And I don't buy into any voodoo stuff but it's true I am VERY honest! (Which is why you need to listen to what I say above: it's true!) 😉

That's really nice of you to say! Smile I don't buy into any of that stuff either. I just know quite a lot of things (everything about everyone, to be exact). Grin
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Bettercallsaul1 · 19/06/2021 11:51

What would be my best revenge on Abby, the engagement ring-stealer?

feb2022 · 19/06/2021 11:53

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa will my baby be a boy or a girl

MissLucyEyelesbarrow · 19/06/2021 12:03

[quote feb2022]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa will my baby be a boy or a girl [/quote]
Even I know the answer to that one....Yes.

whiteroseredrose · 19/06/2021 12:05

What was the title of my thesis? I can never remember!!!

feb2022 · 19/06/2021 12:06

@MissLucyEyelesbarrow 😂😂😂 I'm not too sure these days

MissLucyEyelesbarrow · 19/06/2021 12:07

[quote feb2022]@MissLucyEyelesbarrow 😂😂😂 I'm not too sure these days [/quote]
😂

LesLavandes · 19/06/2021 12:08

What will my next boyfriend be called?

Positivelysober · 19/06/2021 12:12

That is definitely true.

His name wasn't Brian though 🤣

PyjamaFan · 19/06/2021 12:20

I'm leaving my teaching job to do another degree and hopefully start a new career.

Am I doing the right thing?

Idiotathome79 · 19/06/2021 12:34

What's the name of the man I like ?

BirdsandBeesmakinghay · 19/06/2021 12:57

Should we get a dog?
Should we move area?

Florawest · 19/06/2021 13:10

Will I ever not be watching my budget ?

Am I destined to be alone

Will I win something

GreenApologies · 19/06/2021 13:38

Replant the orchard. It will be enjoyed by many for many years to come (including the bees!). I don't want to tell you the exact year because it might freak you out, but it starts with a "2". Hope that helps.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Yes, that's immensely helpful thank you. It is nice to know it could be anytime over the next 79 years. The life insurance application will be completed 'to the best of my knowledge and belief'. Best not tell me, it doesn't have to be yours.

One slight discrepancy in your post though. When I go the bees and other winged insects I am taking with me. I am surprised you did not know that.

BaronBlueBottle · 19/06/2021 14:08

Am I a grand father clock or a Queen size bed?

Upthestairsdownagain · 19/06/2021 14:09

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NinetyNineRedBalloonsGoBy · 19/06/2021 14:19

@Upthestairsdownagain . "I guess you’re just having a bit of fun op."

Yes of course she is! Please don't believe anyone who tells you they know everything/ that there is "universal consciousness" Hmm

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 15:59

@Bettercallsaul1

What would be my best revenge on Abby, the engagement ring-stealer?
Well, they say "living well is the best revenge". Second best? Mashed potatoes in her shoes.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 15:59

[quote feb2022]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa will my baby be a boy or a girl [/quote]
Boy

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:02

@whiteroseredrose

What was the title of my thesis? I can never remember!!!
The Effects of Sub-Aquatic Basket-Weaving in the Caribbean on Native Marine Species
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:02

@LesLavandes

What will my next boyfriend be called?
Trevor
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:03

@Positivelysober

That is definitely true.

His name wasn't Brian though 🤣

Yes, your brother's name is Brian, but he pronounces it like Christopher.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:04

@PyjamaFan

I'm leaving my teaching job to do another degree and hopefully start a new career.

Am I doing the right thing?

Yes! If you were supposed to stay in teaching, you wouldn't have a wandering eye for other options.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:05

@Idiotathome79

What's the name of the man I like ?
Kieran
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/06/2021 16:05

@BirdsandBeesmakinghay

Should we get a dog? Should we move area?
  1. Definitely!
  2. Yes, to a more dog-friendly one.
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