I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

What is my date of birth?
Postcode?
National Insurance number?
Email address?
Log in?
Self-Assessment reference?
Bank sort code?
NHS number?
Bank account number?

Wow, I do have three!

@Lemonwoe

What am I planning to do today?

Some housekeeping, long walk with a friend, then tuck in to a good book about beets.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Thank you for replying x
AND Thank you for 'holding' those good hopes for my children in your heart for a bit. (the hope for me to spend some time with Mr JS before the end - though he is far away - too) x

for anyone who might question a thread like this, I think the space to verbalise things, and to have a kind reply, even if content of not expected but causes further thought is really valuable, so thank you x

[quote readingismycardio]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa sorry, but I feel the need of asking another one, hope it's ok. What will I do for a living after finishing my second degree?[/quote]
Totally fine to ask another one. Since I know everything, one question really won't cover much, now will it?

After your second degree, you'll be an architect.

@GreenApologies

What is my date of birth? Postcode? National Insurance number? Email address? Log in? Self-Assessment reference? Bank sort code? NHS number? Bank account number?

You may not be aware, but if I answer those Qs, someone could try to steal your identity. Wait, that could apply to security questions as well. Is that why everyone is asking about pets' names?

@GreenApologies

Wow, I do have three!

Original: *GreenApologies How many fingers do I still have on my left hand?

Three. Fortunately, you still have the important ones needed for telling people off.*

I know.

[quote 52andblue]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Thank you for replying x
AND Thank you for 'holding' those good hopes for my children in your heart for a bit. (the hope for me to spend some time with Mr JS before the end - though he is far away - too) x

for anyone who might question a thread like this, I think the space to verbalise things, and to have a kind reply, even if content of not expected but causes further thought is really valuable, so thank you x[/quote]
Well put. Thanks, 52andblue.

But my identity has been stolen. You already did it remember?

That’s how you bought that fancy car, those nice clothes and that holiday in Tuscany. I knew it was you!

@GreenApologies

But my identity has been stolen. You already did it remember?

That’s how you bought that fancy car, those nice clothes and that holiday in Tuscany. I knew it was you!

It wasn't me, so I'll be expecting one of your world-famous apologies. It was Vince (original name; obvs he's using your name now).

I moved a lot in 1999. Are you able to cite the different places, where I lived?

I now live in the first of the 3 places btw but not in the same house.

Looks like I'm caught up and can finally start on my real work of the day. I'm loving the great questions. Also, feel free to report back with the "right" answer if you think I've got it wrong. It probably just needs some clarification.

I love this question. Bingo was her name. Oh, but she strongly prefers the new name (and the new home).

I just said Bingo to her and...

She says her new home is acceptable, but sometimes the servants are lazy and inattentive.

When will he invite me into his house?

I’m going to die on 6 November, I don’t doubt your accuracy, but just need to know which year please?

It’s perfect conditions today for replanting the orchard, but it’s not worth it if I’m not going to be around much to enjoy the 🍎 🍐 and 🌰

Much obliged, thank you.

Do I enjoy my job? Which did I prefer, my current job or my last one?

I have had a shit week, but this thread is making me LOL. But, then, you already knew that, didn't you?

️⃣LockedFarAway*
OP, you'd be a brilliant person to go down to the pub with, you have such a sharp humour and quick mind!*️⃣

Thanks! That means a lot because I know you are a very honest person.

Actually, I'm quite shy in person and a bit boring (don't tell anyone!).

You see, I knew you'd think that about yourself. But I wish you didn't, it's really obvious. You're one of a kind in a really nice way!

And I don't buy into any voodoo stuff but it's true I am VERY honest! (Which is why you need to listen to what I say above: it's true!) 😉

@Upthestairsdownagain

I moved a lot in 1999. Are you able to cite the different places, where I lived?

I now live in the first of the 3 places btw but not in the same house.

Watford, Croydon, Northampton

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

I love this question. Bingo was her name. Oh, but she strongly prefers the new name (and the new home).

I just said Bingo to her and...

She says her new home is acceptable, but sometimes the servants are lazy and inattentive.

She still remembers the old name! That'll fade.

@Keepyourdistance000

When will he invite me into his house?

Sorry to say, the house isn't actually his. Check the deeds!

@GreenApologies

I’m going to die on 6 November, I don’t doubt your accuracy, but just need to know which year please?

It’s perfect conditions today for replanting the orchard, but it’s not worth it if I’m not going to be around much to enjoy the 🍎 🍐 and 🌰

Much obliged, thank you.

Replant t he orchard. It will be enjoyed by many for many years to come (including the bees!). I don't want to tell you the exact year because it might freak you out, but it starts with a "2". Hope that helps.

@Thenameisweasley

Do I enjoy my job? Which did I prefer, my current job or my last one?

You do not enjoy it (sorry, that sucks!). You preferred your last one.

@MissLucyEyelesbarrow

I have had a shit week, but this thread is making me LOL. But, then, you already knew that, didn't you?

Sorry you had a shit week (yes, I did know that). I'm glad this thread is helping. Next week will be MUCH better, except for the weird thing with the vegetables on Wedenesday.

Wednesday
Got too excited and posted early.