I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@DutifulDaughterWifeMother

DutifulDaughterWifeMother Today 17:44 UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

DutifulDaughterWifeMother
Hi, god I’m trembling even writing this.....so firstly will my brother be landed with a tax bill after he was reported & do you think that I will ever win the lottery so to get back my security? Thanks
Aw. Sorry, but yes he will, and no you won't.

Can you tell me how much is tax bill will be pls it’s very important?? & will I lose any weight?
I wouldn't want to speak for HMRC, but it's not going to be pretty, I'm afraid.

About losing weight--yes, and can guarantee it tomorrow with a haircut

Even a ball mark figure would help a lot pls

There is no haircut happening tmoz so no weight loss there!!!

Can you tell me my dogs name & why he refuses to eat from his bowl? Before we would make him wait & then eat it but now he will sniff it move the bowl around and walk off. We have resorted to hand feeding him but really need him to eat from the bowl & my final question is what is people’s opinion of me. Can I fix things with a family member? Thanks!

Thanks for including the previous comments.

About the tax bill: The main thing I know is that your brother needs to get professional tax advice (maybe starting with the citizens advice website in the meantime). Ballpark figure: Not as much as a ballpark but still very high.

Your dog's name is Sammy. I only know everything about you, not about your dog, so he should see a vet if he continues to be off his food (but not @AgnesNaismith, who just decided yesterday to become a vet).

People's opinion of you is that you are generous and well-meaning but that they can't tell whether or not you take Internet threads seriously.

You CAN fix things with a family member, but not THAT family member.

Hmm that may not go to well 🤣

Also, what is my brothers name?

Hi. I hope I'm not repeating a Qu (apologies if so)
Will my son be okay? Will my daughter be okay?
Me and Mr JS, will we be 'together' at or before the end ?

Please could you say what my sad secret is?

OP, you'd be a brilliant person to go down to the pub with, you have such a sharp humour and quick mind!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Why does it feel like I've been doing a lot more childcare in the last couple of days..? And where have all the chips and salsa gone?

@Anordinarymum

OP I know someone else already asked this question but I would really like to know what happened to my nanna's wedding ring

Thankyou

You have a different nanna, so of course you need to ask it separately. The ring fell in the garden and got worked into the soil. It is currently decorating the root of a pretty flowering plant. You'll know the plant when you see it.

@Hawkins001

Does the world have various torchwood style agencies ?

Yes, there are. They do a pretty good job, but some extra-terrestrials slip through. Most Exties are friendly. I've heard some even hold vast amounts of knowledge (for example, knowing everything about everyone), but that might be a rumour.

My dog is a rescue and we don't know what she was called originally. What was her 'real' name?

@notthemum

Does he really want me here ? Will I ever be able to help those I really care for ? Am I going to get what has been applied for ?

1. Here and there.
2. Yes, to the best of your ability.
3. Yes, especially if you're the one they want!

@Positivelysober

Hmm that may not go to well 🤣

Also, what is my brothers name?

Original: "Positivelysober How do I get out of this? The full, detailed truth as soon as possible, then pick up the pieces from there."

Still better dealing with the original issue and the hiding of the original issue.

Your brother is called Brian.

@52andblue

Hi. I hope I'm not repeating a Qu (apologies if so) Will my son be okay? Will my daughter be okay? Me and Mr JS, will we be 'together' at or before the end ?

It's okay to repeat because the answer for someone else would be different.

"Will my son be okay? Will my daughter be okay?" Yes, I think they will (and hope they will too).

"Me and Mr JS, will we be 'together' at or before the end ?" No guarantees, so give some extra hugs daily.

@Drybird2020

Please could you say what my sad secret is?

I think you missed my post. I said, "You've wronged someone you really love."

@LockedFarAway

OP, you'd be a brilliant person to go down to the pub with, you have such a sharp humour and quick mind!

Thanks! That means a lot because I know you are a very honest person.

Actually, I'm quite shy in person and a bit boring (don't tell anyone!).

[quote LIMITEDChipsAndSalsa]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Why does it feel like I've been doing a lot more childcare in the last couple of days..? And where have all the chips and salsa gone?[/quote]
Sorry, can we just pause and appreciate your glorious username that really did make me laugh out loud?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa when will I have a baby?

[quote LIMITEDChipsAndSalsa]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Why does it feel like I've been doing a lot more childcare in the last couple of days..? And where have all the chips and salsa gone?[/quote]
Okay, back to work.

1. Probably the twins that just arrived.
2. I don't understand your question. There's no end in sight to the chips and salsa over here.

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

My dog is a rescue and we don't know what she was called originally. What was her 'real' name?

Beautiful dog!

I love this question. Bingo was her name. Oh, but she strongly prefers the new name (and the new home).

[quote readingismycardio]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa when will I have a baby?[/quote]
Hopefully hopefully hopefully next year!

How many fingers do I still have on my left hand?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa thank you! I certainly hope you are right!

What am I planning to do today?

@GreenApologies

How many fingers do I still have on my left hand?

Three. Fortunately, you still have the important ones needed for telling people off.

[quote readingismycardio]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa thank you! I certainly hope you are right! [/quote]
Me too! TTC is a rollercoaster.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa sorry, but I feel the need of asking another one, hope it's ok. What will I do for a living after finishing my second degree?