I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@h2ohh

What colour should I dye my hair? How many piercings have I got? Am I a mother? Should I take the job?

I don't know the name of the shade, but it's the dark brown with a reddish tinge. Two piercings. You're not a mother but are kinda an honorary one to a few people. You SHOULD take the job (if your gut just agreed with me when I said that).

@FourTurnings

Which infamous killers have I sat in the same room as?

COVID-19 and a car.

TheRealHousewife
Hi @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa what major thing do I want to do?

Start your own business. Go for it! (but don't quit your day job)

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Thank you for replying. Sadly it’s wrong 😑 I desperately want to move house 😬

Still a great thread … are you practicing for a stand up comedy act? Genuine question.

@Drybird2020

What's my sad secret?

You've wronged someone you really love.

@FireEngineGirl

Where has the round mirror with the birch wooden frame disappeared to in the house?

It's hard to explain the location exactly because of the layout of your house, but look for something that looks exactly like you (it will be moving exactly like you are but in 2D and reversed). That'll be the mirror.

@Myusernameisnotmyusernameno

What's my biggest secret?

You don't wash your hands after using the facilities.

@PurpleyBlue

What curry will I have tomorrow?

Tim.

@Thenameisweasley

When will I have surgery?

August 10, if not before/after

Here's to a speedy recovery!

@NinetyNineRedBalloonsGoBy

Will DH get the job at BK, RS or HS?

BK and HS. He should go for the one worth the shorter commute.

@user1494055864

When will they make me permanent? What is the name of the person I'll be working with next? Thank you.

They're going to drag their feet for at least a few more months. Jeff/Geoff

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Myusernameisnotmyusernameno
What's my biggest secret?

You don't wash your hands after using the facilities.

Eurgh! No that's absolutely disgusting and not true at all!

@Kindnessdoesnthurt

What tattoo do I have?

Curly lettering

@GreenApologies

What was my previous MN user name?

What will be my date of death?

Previous username: GreenIsGoingToStartTellingItLikeItIsWithNoRegardForOthersFeelings (I'm glad you changed it. It was quite long.)

November 6

@LEMtheoriginal

Who is the shit stirring cunt at my job?

Rachel. It's always a Rachel.

Sorry to the nice Rachel's out there.

@TheRealHousewife

TheRealHousewife Hi *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* what major thing do I want to do?

Start your own business. Go for it! (but don't quit your day job)

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Thank you for replying. Sadly it’s wrong 😑 I desperately want to move house 😬

Still a great thread … are you practicing for a stand up comedy act? Genuine question.

Thanks for checking back in (and posting what was said so far; makes it so much easier). It gives me a chance to clarify. I meant you need to get down to the business of moving house (obviously), and that's why you shouldn't quit your day job (it'll be expensive).

Not practicing, but that it a genius idea! I wonder if that's what Ross Noble does.

[quote Myusernameisnotmyusernameno]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Myusernameisnotmyusernameno
What's my biggest secret?

You don't wash your hands after using the facilities.

Eurgh! No that's absolutely disgusting and not true at all![/quote]
Sorry, I didn't think you wanted people knowing the real secret.

But let's keep washing those hands, people! You know what they say: Hands, Space, Myusernameisnotmyusernameno is making a disgusted face

I think I'm caught up, so if I've inadvertently skipped you, please let me know. I mean obviously I do know, but it just helps with answering stuff in order.

Thanks for all the questions! I'm holding in so much information. It's great to get it out!

Why oh why did I manage to book myself for three stupidly busy days in a row?

Not common where I come from but where is that ?? ( wrists)

Now, still annoying me as I had it in charity shop I volunteer in ( but no dresser behind our counter), do you think I will get it back soon or should I just forgot about it?.
Is my sister happy ? What is her name ?

Am fascinated with this and eagerly read , thank you.

DutifulDaughterWifeMother
Today 17:44 UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

DutifulDaughterWifeMother
Hi, god I’m trembling even writing this.....so firstly will my brother be landed with a tax bill after he was reported & do you think that I will ever win the lottery so to get back my security? Thanks
Aw. Sorry, but yes he will, and no you won't.

Can you tell me how much is tax bill will be pls it’s very important?? & will I lose any weight?
I wouldn't want to speak for HMRC, but it's not going to be pretty, I'm afraid.

About losing weight--yes, and can guarantee it tomorrow with a haircut

Even a ball mark figure would help a lot pls

There is no haircut happening tmoz so no weight loss there!!!

Can you tell me my dogs name & why he refuses to eat from his bowl? Before we would make him wait & then eat it but now he will sniff it move the bowl around and walk off. We have resorted to hand feeding him but really need him to eat from the bowl & my final question is what is people’s opinion of me. Can I fix things with a family member? Thanks!

OP I know someone else already asked this question but I would really like to know what happened to my nanna's wedding ring

Thankyou

Does the world have various torchwood style agencies ?

Does he really want me here ?

Will I ever be able to help those I really care for ?

Am I going to get what has been applied for ?

@LucysSkyDiamonds

Why oh why did I manage to book myself for three stupidly busy days in a row?

Because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

@Florawest

Not common where I come from but where is that ?? ( wrists)

Now, still annoying me as I had it in charity shop I volunteer in ( but no dresser behind our counter), do you think I will get it back soon or should I just forgot about it?.
Is my sister happy ? What is her name ?

Am fascinated with this and eagerly read , thank you.

Where you come from: B.C. Canada You should forget about it. Your sister needs a phonecall. Her name is Sarah.