I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

OP, you'll already know, of course, but I have just reported your thread.

I've reported it because I have reason to believe that it is simply not true....

....that it should remain outside of Classics

Yes, I knew you would do that, but I didn't want to say anything because I wanted it to feel like a free choice.

That's very kind of you (but I already knew you were kind). I am honoured.

Where has the round mirror with the birch wooden frame disappeared to in the house?

@Bettercallsaul1

What became of the engagement ring that I lost mysteriously in 1990?

Abby stole it.

Damn that woman! I never trusted her.

Right? That's why everyone called her Shifty Abby.

What's my biggest secret?

@Parsley1234

Thank you one more question will I ever be able to fulfill my dream of philanthropy?

Probably not, but philately is well within your reach.

@NigellaSeed

Wow that would of been my DS name of he was a DD!

I know.

[quote NigellaSeed]@OP you are my favourite mumsnetter[/quote]
Aw, that's sweet of you to say. You're #267 for me, but that's still pretty good.

What curry will I have tomorrow?

@ClawedButler

Should I do this PowerPoint presentation now, or sack it off till Monday?

What do my cats think of me, DH and DD?

(p.s. you are an absolute genius, OP)

Replying late, but I know you put it off. That was the right move. Enjoy your weekend.

Your cats think that you are reliable, DH is creative, and DD is silly but lovely. But the ginger one secretly detests you all.

(p.s. Thank you!)

When will I have surgery?

Will DH get the job at BK, RS or HS?

@Upthestairsdownagain

I have a double barrelled name. As far as we are aware (as our family are the only ones, who come up in an Internet search), dh, dd and I are one of only 3 people in the entire world with this name as it is very unusual.

Would you be so kind as to post a picture of my dh rather than [happy] or emojis please. His picture is online btw so it’s an easy search.

And yes, my window panes are clear. Can you tell me the colour of the frames?

I didn't want to share your actual name because it's so rare (only three people in the whole world, I've been told by a somewhat unreliable source). That would be very outing for you, DD, and DH.

About the DH pic, the emojis I posted look almost exactly like him, especially how there's two eyes and a mouth. Of course I wouldn't post a real picture of your DH (or anyone) online without his consent.

Glad you're satisfied that I knew the colour of your window panes. About the frames, sorry, but only one window-related post per person. I should have mentioned that in the original post, but I assumed that was pretty standard.

@Hannsmum

Wow. That wasn't on my mind at the time but that's being my major worry

Due to be made redundant in Dec hmmmm

The other worry was that weird thing on your ankle, but I thought mentioning it might embarrass you.

When will they make me permanent?
What is the name of the person I'll be working with next?
Thank you.

@Highlighta

Have I been ghosted?

Yes. Fortunately, you won't be wasting anymore time on that person.

What tattoo do I have?

@Florawest

Behind the dresser where ?? As I didn't mislay it at home was out and about No perfect wrists, wish the same could be said for my back and knee 😣

The brown one with the drawers.

Hope you get some relief for your back and knee. I said "wrists", but was clearly talking about the "wrist of the body" (the back) and "the wrist of the leg" (the knee). Are these sayings not as common as I think?

@DutifulDaughterWifeMother

Today 17:44 UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

DutifulDaughterWifeMother
Hi, god I’m trembling even writing this.....so firstly will my brother be landed with a tax bill after he was reported & do you think that I will ever win the lottery so to get back my security? Thanks
Aw. Sorry, but yes he will, and no you won't.

Can you tell me how much is tax bill will be pls it’s very important?? & will I lose any weight?

I wouldn't want to speak for HMRC, but it's not going to be pretty, I'm afraid.

About losing weight--yes, and can guarantee it tomorrow with a haircut

What was my previous MN user name?

What will be my date of death?

@Marty13

Hahaha this is awesome. Here goes :

• Should I ever forgive my mother ?
• Will I ever have a partner, or will I be happier alone ?
• Should I apply for that job in eastern europe at the end of my current contract, or accept that it's time to go home ?

1. Yes, if not for her sake, then for yours, but that doesn't mean you have to change your boundaries.
2. Be content to be alone, but leave room for a DP may in case.
3. Apply and keep your options open.

@PurpleDaisies

Is my verucca ever going to go?

It's going to be around long enough that you might want to give it a jaunty nickname.

@boneidlebint

Did I really see what I think I seen? What was it?

Yes, you did, and it was a ghost that looked very much like a person (or object).

[quote AgnesNaismith]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

‘AgnesNaismith
What do I want to do with my life?
Become a vet’

When you wrote this....I was at the vet [/quote]
I know. And you thought to yourself, "Now this is the life for me!"

@Catcrazy008

What was the last thing Katherine gave me?

Bottle of wine

@PurpleyBlue

Anything but Crocs good shout, they'd have more holes in anyway

People say they're comfortable, but at what cost?!