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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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DutifulDaughterWifeMother · 18/06/2021 21:16

Today 17:44 UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

DutifulDaughterWifeMother
Hi, god I’m trembling even writing this.....so firstly will my brother be landed with a tax bill after he was reported & do you think that I will ever win the lottery so to get back my security? Thanks
Aw. Sorry, but yes he will, and no you won't.

Can you tell me how much is tax bill will be pls it’s very important?? & will I lose any weight?

Marty13 · 18/06/2021 21:35

Hahaha this is awesome.
Here goes :

  • Should I ever forgive my mother ?
  • Will I ever have a partner, or will I be happier alone ?
  • Should I apply for that job in eastern europe at the end of my current contract, or accept that it's time to go home ?
UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 21:49

@Tangledtresses

Where did I loose my diamond bracelet? Will I find it again?
At Nando's. Sadly, no.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 21:52

@opmamatrist

What is my son called?
Max
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PurpleDaisies · 18/06/2021 21:52

Is my verucca ever going to go?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 21:56

@Cinni23

4,6 or 8?
Definitely 8
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 21:57

@Cinni23

Should I take it?
Yes, but wear eye protection.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 21:58

@MrsGulDukat

I swear he was already dead when I found him.

You believe me right?

I don't believe you because I know what you did. And then you went and had a cup of tea like nothing happened.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 21:59

@Souther

What is my oldest daughters middle name?
Anna
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:00

@PurpleyBlue

I have worn a hole in my only pair of shoes. What shoes should I get to replace them?
Anything but Crocs
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boneidlebint · 18/06/2021 22:04

Did I really see what I think I seen? What was it?

AgnesNaismith · 18/06/2021 22:07

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

‘AgnesNaismith
What do I want to do with my life?
Become a vet’

When you wrote this....I was at the vet Shock

Catcrazy008 · 18/06/2021 22:07

What was the last thing Katherine gave me?

PurpleyBlue · 18/06/2021 22:09

Anything but Crocs good shout, they'd have more holes in anyway

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:19

@BipolarSunset

When will I buy my house and where?
January 2022, near Reading
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:22

@Topia

What the hell should I be doing for a career?
Engineering
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:23

@Positivelysober

How do I get out of this?
The full, detailed truth as soon as possible, then pick up the pieces from there.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:24

@Jenasaurus

Who have I spent the afternoon with and doing what
Your DD and doing gardening
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:25

@CarnationCat

What is my nephew called?

What do I want most in my life right now?

Nephew: T.J. Want most? A child Need most? Tie between a carnation and a cat
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:27

@PeachScone

Will I get the job at B or U? If I get both, which should I choose?
Both. Go for B, unless you have reservations.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:28

@Goodvibesfamily

Good one I asked for that 😂

Have no idea what to ask.

I was told years ago by someone who had the gift that I wouldn't have no money worries so when will this be please ?
😆😆

I don't have the gift; I just know everything about you. Unfortunately, you will always worry about money even when you have more than enough.
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h2ohh · 18/06/2021 22:32

What colour should I dye my hair?
How many piercings have I got?
Am I a mother?
Should I take the job?

FourTurnings · 18/06/2021 22:32

Which infamous killers have I sat in the same room as?

Drybird2020 · 18/06/2021 22:35

What's my sad secret?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 22:37

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

How much money would I save if I brought my own belly button fluff to stuff a teddy at Build-a-Bear?

I was literally about to start a new thread with that exact title! Come on, we've all asked that question at one time or another....

Well, I think these days most people use the Fluff-Stuff app (gotta buy the premium version if you want it to be accurate).
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