Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

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Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

Two days ago I said "Only 200 are dying a day" then realised how bad that was. Written down it didn't seem as bad!!

Please stay back - to an old lady near the local shop who just wanted to chat but was coming far too close. 😢😢

The zoo is asking people if they can drop off fruit and vegetables so their animals can eat.

I miss going to the gym.

Nicola Sturgeon is talking sense.

Me to French DH: UK has 563 dead today.

French DH: They maybe over France now, look up how many dead France had today.

We’ve just put our lives at risk by popping into the co op. (Elderly people not distancing) 😒

‘Thank you very much’ to a neighbour who very kindly asked whether I needed anything when she went shopping. I did - something that would have cost less than £1.00 in Aldi. She returned with it, but had spontaneously decided to buy me 3 lots of pre-packed fruit and veg at £2.00 a pop. I felt obliged to give her the money, but tell me, do people really pay £2.00 for a few carrots in a plastic box?? £8.00 for 4 items that would have cost less than half the price in Aldi! I know I could have refused, but she was so pleased to have been able to help me, bless her.

'You have fed the fish already?! I was looking forward to that'

Not queuing again

Yup, wash your hands you touched that parcel it might be infected.

Ooo let’s do online yoga again....said to DD19.
Did you disinfect the front door after you came in?...said to DS22 In from work.
Sentences I never could have imagined saying.

I will just go home and stare at the walls.

'The Co-ops got bananas'.

'Fucking hell, did you hear that bloke across the road? Stupid sod's been visiting his mother!'

‘Let’s do some therapeutic cleaning.’ Wtf.
I was always with Joan Rivers: ‘I hate housework,. You do it. And six months later, it’s all dirty again.’ 😊

"Pass me the disposable gloves, antibacterial wipes and face mask......I'm off to do a food shop"

To DH "I need to ration the Pepsi Max...I'll have to hide it in the shed"

"Sorry that our workers got in your way well you buy your non essential bags of bark but they are shopping for potentially vulnerable people who can not leave their houses"

Have you antibac-ed that? (about the homemade carrot cake that was left on our doorstep by a friend)

It's April today.

Is it bad that the whole country is on lock down and it's made no difference to my normal life

Just because your bored doesn’t mean you can lick the window ! Said to my five year old !

I think I'll clean the skirting boards... and reader, I did.

What has become of me

Going for a mammogram was the most exciting thing I've done for days

To DD, we might get stopped by police on this drive , but don’t worry, it’ll be fine when they see the coolbag in the boot