Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

Just tidying the bedroom before I log on to the gym.
I got lots of cash out last week in case there was a run on the bank.

To DD excitedly. 'When have you got another uni assignment due? Can Dad and I review it?"

To my fiancé - "I'm so pleased we had to cancel our wedding" (we were due to get married 7/4/2020 but I lost my job).

“When you go to the shops then get your latex gloves on first”

“Are we all going to die, is this the end”

"You won't believe it, they had the butter AND the eggs. No meat, though."

“How’s creating the field hospital going?”

“How many have died today”

“I got table seats on the train all of last week at peak time”

"I got a tin of chopped tomatoes from the shop!!!!"

Yesterday to dp "Before you come back in put your latex gloves in this bag and I'll go get rid of them"

Also slightly loud to my 2 year old just so surrounding people know its our one approved walk "This is your one walk of the day so make the most of it" lost the plot

‘I thought furlough was something to do with horse racing’
To a friend whilst discussing our job situation

"They actually had loads of toilet roll!"

"Stand back and let these people go past first"

"I can't, I've already left the house once today"

"I know you want prawns darling, but we don't have another shop arriving for 10 days. No, daddy can't go to the shops just to buy you prawns".

Our house is like a running commentary of the "overheard in Waitrose" twitter feed.

'We'll need to go to pets at home soon, it's risky but will have to be done'

'Do not sneeze or clear your throat in public you'll be lynched.'

I wish I could go to work.

Oh! To be able to pop on a bus and just buy what I need without worrying.

To my children about my friend: "Diane got some loo roll in Sainsbury's yesterday. At 2pm!!"

I’m irrationally excited at the prospect of going to Morrisons tomorrow.

Oh thank goodness...its just a migraine

look at those toilet rolls then i took a picture

Me to DH "Shall we get the wine out of the conservatory that's been in quarantine? "

Where the bloody hell am I going to get a new cistern kit from?

Toilet cistern broken overflowing water, handyman came and did an ingenious fix, not in the UK and DIY shops only open to mythical trade account holders ... no tradie I know has an account... toilet fragile....

Cobra (the sky tv series) was pretty tame wasn't it
I'd been horrified by it just a few weeks ago

I wish I was getting up at 8 am on Sunday to take DD to a far off football match.

"On yay, you found some chopped tomatoes!"

"We've got that powdered milk in the cupboard, if I add water to it, will it make milk?"

"One pump of soap, do you know what I went through to get that stuff!!??"

"Jesus man, move those bottles of hand gel off the windowsill, we might get burgled for them, these are desperate times!"

"DS12, I don't care what's in the answer bank, I have FALLOPIAN TUBES. I KNOW I have fallopian tubes. It's fallopian tubes. Write. It. Down. Fallop. Ian. Tubes."

Followed by, "Ah, ok, sorry....yes, it would be oviduct then..."