Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

"Dh, will you cut my hair?"

Can't wait to drop my car off for its MOT!

'Can I ask you to come in by yourself thank you and please stick to the markings'

Normally run a business but working in a supermarket right now for my sanity.

'Do you fancy doing the plank challenge on TikTok?'

STOP EATING SO MUCH FRUIT!

"Our Aussie colleagues call it self-iso"

Please don't wrap the door handle in cellotape

Can you disinfect those apples while I just bleach the milk bottle?

‘Shall we do Joe Wicks this morning?’

‘Don’t sit around the table, you’re in the background of ds’s guitar lesson, you’ll put his teacher off’

‘Daddy won’t be back for 3 or 4hrs, he’s gone to Sainsbury’s’

Yes, you can draw on the windows

(Work) He's not answering emails so I expect he's self-isolating.

‘Don’t touch that [amazon] box, put those gloves on first quick, and don’t put it on the carpet, put it in the kitchen floor, it’s easier to clean’ ‘nooooo, you have to take them off and roll them down inside themselves then put them straight in the bin, then go wash your hands to make sure they’re clean whilst I wipe down the outside of this monopoly box for you’.... 25 mins later... ‘right, there you go.. you can open it now!’ 😩😩😩

quick i'll get the pizza before its stolen from the doorstep

Oh and.... ‘think I might put some petrol in the car tomorrow... just for a change of scene’ 😩🙈

2 metres
Wash your hands
Course you can have Xbox live so you can play Fifa all day with your friends

To DH "You can't eat 3 slices of toast, that bread has to last a week" reply "We can make bread if we run out" "No we can't flour is rarer than bread"

To DD on our daily walk "Keep looking ahead, if you see people you need to move out the way!!!"

DD "Why is there no Corona Virus in Antarctica .... because they ice-o-late".

To DS: In Orleans in France the deer have reclaimed the city and there's photos of them sitting in the streets but they aren't observing 2 metres social distancing. (DH who is French showed me pictures from Facebook)

Me to DH: We only have about 1 day worth of soap left. We need to start advance planning on how we can get more as our local supermarket will have none.
DH to me: It's OK I bought a second one before.

Who had eaten my egg (not the chocolate kind) I was saving that, actually tearful as I said it.

"It's so light in the evenings! I suppose by the time we're allowed out, the nights will be drawing in again..."

*maddiemookins16mum

‘That’s not Peter Crouch and a banana is it?’*

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

*BettySundaes

To DH "You can't eat 3 slices of toast, that bread has to last a week" reply "We can make bread if we run out" "No we can't flour is rarer than bread"*

I told DH off for using the "nice" bread to make croutons, and the kids need to share a bag of crisps BUT TIP INTO BOWL NOT BOTH HANDS IN THE BAG!!😂😂

"The supermarket was really well-stocked. They had toilet paper and everything! And I only had to queue for 5 minutes to get in."

"Let's go and look at these dead rats then, they sound interesting, do you remember where in the field they were?"

'People are lava' ( to my four year old granddaughter!)

“I miss Brexit.”