I can offer you solutions to all your problems

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I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I have a very old useless degree in humanities from a poly therefore am completely unfettered by knowledge or training. Bring me your problems and I'll solve them.

In all fairness, mind, the crocodile situation needs handling.

Slanted Tsk, yeah like Noah's Ark isn't real or something.

Slanted would your managers be susceptible to the old Krispy Kreme ruse?

Slanted i see potential in you, find the weak spot in your managers and use it to subvert and control them. Are they Siamese twins? If not, deal with them separately. Be especially warm and even coquettish when dealing with one and offer nothing but a dry, limp handshake to the other.

Vanilla, in response to your dog poo dilemma, dog poo through the letter box trumps dog poo in the garden. Dog poo through the letter box on fire wins.

im heeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee

only 6 hours late off from work. who mentioned pigs? is it morning yet? who am i again?

Human poo trumps (f'narr) all.

Hellen what happened to the milk?

Um, yeah, Hellen, I was kind of ready to go at you with a pitch fork. Soz

Has anyone looked at AIBU since we moved to Thighland? It's terrible, so shit and crap. How do they stay alive?

Hellen what's happening outside? Have you caught all the villains?

Thigh
if its anything like our milk where i work the office lion drank it. are you sure you dont have one of those?

outside is terrible. dont go out. stay in. lie down. send out for milk.

Hellen Yes! It's Elsa the Lion, i love Elsa. Born Free, free as the wind blows......

It makes sense. Remember our mascot and national anthem -"Born Free". Even a lion roaming free has to get milk from SOMEWHERE

Better still, go without milk altogether and spend the spare money on delicious dark chocolate. And jam. not vegan cheese though, it's rank

Ok, now that's cleared up, I'm off to the river. Night everyone

Oh Hellen we're so pleased you're home, Getting and i went down a lot of rabbit holes without you. We thought about erecting a burning cross on your lawn then remembered that you're a founding sister of The No-Movement

Tigers are well known for drinking all the milk. And the beer. And all the water in the taps.

Kick - "Hellen* solved the crime, it's Elsa the Lion.

River time for me comrades xxx

i must catch up! i had boring stuff to do like work. it was shite. i did a 14 and a half hour shift. ive gone blind to keyboards and computer screens anyway so i wont be able to read what you said for about 12 hours. i was dealing with the bad people. they dont lie down much. they are too busy being bad people to lie down.

i like lions. i went to see some the other week. when i go back i will be sure to ask about the milk. i visit the lions every few months. i live near a fab wildlife park.
my eyes are like pissholes in the snow.

Relieved thigh

@thighofrelief101

with thanks

Ok I'm
Sort of caught up. after 6 hours overtime brain not working well and eyes less so but

I was so proud of my drawings thigh. They were a good likeness! Happy to share. My dressing gown tits and awesome dog were a thing to behold . I was hoping more would get involved but alas....

Old car .... ok clearly old cars can be disposed of easily. With fire.

Because you wouldn't have anything in there eh....Carpet.....integral garage ....mmmm? Eh? Eh?

I was doing rl boring stuff. Obvs would rather be here. Please don't burn stuff on my lawn....dp would have to get the nail scissors out. .

Rl was wholly boring and not at all fun. And involved NO lying down.

I've thought of another title. The all seeing thigh

Or thighof the oracle. I think this could run as a topic.

I would like to read am thigh being unreasonable.

Anyway to bed dear posters. Shall be back with all your body disposal questions the morrrow. Hang on in there. I'm lying down soon.