There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.

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100% certain dh is not having an affair so who does the lipstick belong to and how on earth will I get it out of the washing as the lid has come off (presumably in the machine) and I'm guessing it will be all over it now. Luckily it was a dark wash. I've stopped the washing machine and put it on drain.

Shameless placemark,

This thread is the best thing I've ever read.

What in the actual fuck. More information on tiny washing machine hand please

If it was a rodent hand, where is the rest of the rodent 😱

I was thinking mole hand. Are they rodents 🤔 blatant place mark, this is amazing.

No, moles are not rodents. They're... Well... moles.

Bubble, do you have a cat??

Half an A4 sheet of graph paper in an ear?! A tiny hand in a washing machine?! This thread is bloody brilliant.

Was it like one of these novelty tiny hands? Or smaller?

Body parts in washing machines.
Mushrooms in ears.
Teeth in hands.
Needles in breasts.
Shells in scalps.
Worms in brains.

Best. Thread. Ever.

I'd still say that the mushroom growing in an ear is the most boaksome one - not envy.

Once spotted our cat running around with a piece of string hanging out of its bum. DH held cat while I gently pulled at the string and it came out over 30cm long. Cat was fine but not so keen to raid the local bins for the beef joint scraps again!

I lost this thread for a second and panicked! Glad to have found you all again!

Shamelessly place marking - I need to know what the hell the tiny hand was!!

SimonBridges, that is so true. Mine kind of squeak on exit.

I haven't stopped thinking about this thread since I found it

This is the best thing I've ever read.

I have a piece of wire embedded in my gum after my orthodontist did my train tracks badly when I was a teenager. Can't wait for that bad boy to make an appearance!!

On a lighter less creepy sea shell and teeth free note I found 40 quid in the washing machine not too long ago & pocketed the lot

Reading some if these horrors stories keep making me get that horrible jiggly feeling that goes right through you from your face to your fanjo 😱

This thread is brilliant. Am sad the only thing I can claim is after a hair cut, having a tiny piece of cut hair stuck in my nipple. It hurt.

the post about someone having a long feather gently pulled out of their ear gave me an eargasm....

Thank you Lweji

Our washing machine has broken down 5 times since August. So far it has coughed up £1.77, a counter from a game and a hair slide (rented house). Scared will find a small hand next.

I've had a hair embedded in my foot too. It was under my big toe nail and it was very satisfying pulling it out. Bloody hurt before I realised what it was.
DD2 has a rogue eyelash that grows in the middle of her eyelid, she plucks it out. .
Me and her both have double toenails.

Haven't read this all yet as I need some entertainment this evening.

You know they clip the newborn's cord with those little plastic chip-clip thingies? My friend couldn't figure out how/when/where her son's had fallen off...until she emptied the washing machine...

The lead singer of Manfred Mann was just on Radio 4 talking about how a piece of glass imbedded in his hand made its way out years after a car crash!!

Back up there a minute... Cocole double toenails?! What does that look like? How?

Omfg Ive just read the ear mushroom and fanny wasp .
It's a bit boring Standing but a bugger to cut. They look normal but there are two nails on top of each other iyswim?
Glad the op came back with good news.