There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.

[AManWalksIntoABarOuch]

100% certain dh is not having an affair so who does the lipstick belong to and how on earth will I get it out of the washing as the lid has come off (presumably in the machine) and I'm guessing it will be all over it now. Luckily it was a dark wash. I've stopped the washing machine and put it on drain.

Since i can remember I had what I thought was a mole about inch half diametre on my thigh. One day i saw a thick hair sticking out. Pulled it. The "mole" opened up into a hole and there was a black thick curly hair coiled up....no exageration it was as long as my leg!!! Must been growing for ages inside.

I also know someone who unfortunately was in an explosion anyways sparing gory details. They have part of someones femar bone in their arm. But apparently its too close to their main artery to remove so they just have to wait for it to move

I also used to have a greedy labrador who love stealing knickers and socks to eat. Grim! Anyways I too have had the embaressment in park of watching my dog shit out a pair of silk knickers haha unfortunately it wasnt just me who noticed.

Fuck I wish I'd never opened this 🤮🤮🤮

@Littlelondoner I too have a dog that steals worn underwear. Knickers, socks, etc. He got his head stuck in my bra last week. 🙄

Littlelondoner - the image of your dog pooing out silk knickers in the park is properly hilarious!

To the OP with thorny greyhound belly, you made me properly laugh with your kind offer. Cheap at only a tenner, over when the dog kicks me,,,,

@VivaLeBeaver

It could have been a type of roundworm. Probably Toxocara canis if your dog had worms, as they migrate around the human body.
The larvae of the pork threadworm are also often found in the brain, though.

Either can cause epilepsy.

Never, EVER google "pork threadworm," especially if you're a hypochondriac. [hurl]

Any news on the lipstick

The new £5 notes wash very well!

What a great thread

Think OP left thread

I’m fairly sure I’m not still drunk, but I’ve read the first 3 pages of this thread and I’m not so convinced now. I think I need

I once had a cracked back tooth removed. 3 years later, a bit of tooth about the dimensions of an average fingernail worked it's way out of my him.

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Stupid autocorrect

I found two small pieces of glass embedded in my foot, skin fully healed over them. Tracked back to enthusiastic dancing one New Year's Eve.

Lipstick, however...

Someone once told me of a friend of theirs who had a sore throat that wasn’t getting better. When she eventually had it looked at the doctor removed a pubic hair that had somehow rooted itself in her throat and started growing. I never really believed the story but after reading this thread I’m inclined to think it did actually happen

My grandad has shrapnel embedded in his side from d-day when a grenade exploded next to him. He’s never mentioned bits of it working their way out though. I’ll have to ask him.

Superb thread.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3wmOK0yPew

@TheTroutofNoCraic that happened to me it's supposedly quite common my dentist said stomach churning.

This thread is hilarious and freaky as fuck. I'm hoping op has figured out where the lipstick came from and isn't currently packing DHs bags!

On another note, my dm still has gravel embedded in her knee after she fell out of a tree about 60 years ago.

I still have visible bits of tennis court in my elbow, they've never worked their way out.

I wonder how long it will take for the OP to pop back and have a face like at the way her thread has gone.

Cheeseytoast, I didn't expect that however why were they using him as a salad garnish lol

I don't have anything to contribute, but I love this. Exploding tooth hand was disgustingly fascinating.

I bet OP has already been back, taken one look, thought wtf, and shut Mumsnet down!

My Nana's neighbour threw half a house brick at her. Hit her on her forehead. Some time later combing her hair felt something sharp an a little triangle of skull came out. At least that's the story I was told about the weird hole/dint that fascinated me as a child. (you could feel where it was missing)

Have a miner's tattoo just under my lower lip with corresponding scar inside where I fell up the backyard steps as a child and almost bit through.