Wanky things! Wanky things everywhere...

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Masons Jars for holding lunch and layered salads etc = wanky

Menus that say things like " Shoestring fries ~ 6.5" = wanky

Nespresso's "Vintage" coffee = wanky

Calling chicken nuggets Chicken Gougons = wanky

Gah!

Oh yes, the butterfly and the pig, passed it many times, looked at the reviews on trip advisor, thought the food seems nice…

Nope, just can bring myself to be involved in such pish!

Reaching out = calling/emailing

Wankilicious crap

Oh my!
They're is an item for sale at a cost of "12 eggs 60 feathers"

I'm going to this place with a dozen eggs from tesco and a bag of craft feathers and paying with those! I'll leave the box as a tip!

Utter wank.

page I'm just embarrassed that's in York! Do you know what it used to be?

It used to be Kafeneion I think Castiel.

Feelit you have won the wankery crown on this thread. That menu hurts my brain!

Food served on a roofing tile made of slate. Totally wank.
Predictive text more wacky.
See I mean wanky.
Living in a rented open plan house whilst waiting to move to the dream house that is not fucking open plan.

I cannot believe the thread has got this far without a mention of Pedlars

Though the infamous spanner had long gone they are still a treasure trove of up-cycled rustic French barn wankery finds. I think they took Harry Enfield as a training video!

MN has had a few run ins with them in the past

When food is served on wood/slate. Aren't these materials porous?

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I've just seen a trendy barbers shop that has wanked itself silly - water spray bottles that are empty jack Daniels bottles. Really ?!

Case in point Wanky kitchen 'manifesto'. So good it's in the sale. Here's the blurb:
"These Manifesto slogans were selected from over 600 suggestions made by our friends and customers and about 50 proposed by Team Pedlars, making these posters a truly collaborative effort.
Printed in the US, by hand, using ancient presses, by a tiny company that specialise in circus and political posters. On thick card.
We have deliberately priced these as low as possible to spread the word…..The Campaign for The Good Life starts here."

If that's not wank then I'm a french biscuit

koala...

Avocados
Friends
Gin
Wank

There. Fixed it for them.

You want wankery in York?

have a look here

Apparently there's a bar in Peckham under the railway arches that is so utterly wanky that people travel specially from Shoreditch to go there.

...wankery in York

It is highly recommended that all reservations are made in advance

I genuinely know of no other way to make a reservation.

feelit and fellow anti-wankers.

Rather long ago in this thread, I may have foolishly suggested Glasgow was a low wankery environment.
Today you must all think of me as the Kellyanne Conway of the wankery thread. Not a sentence I expected to be typing ever and another good reason to hate the vile peak wankery that is the WTAF of that menu.
But thank you feelit, for exposing my alternative fact in such spectacular style. I stand corrected....and a bit mortified.

OMG @ feelit's menu! That actually reads like someone veering off the deep end of wankery into full detachment from reality.

Feelit that menu is pure wank. What the hell have I just read

Peak wank has been reached - close the thread! 😂

Crying here!

I'm pleased the Glasgow southside wankery gets the same reaction from so many of you. Lots of the tripadvisor reviews praise the unusual menu so I thought maybe I just wasn't enough of a hipster to find it amusing.

I hadn't even noticed your earlier post gigha but it seems no city can escape the wankery. It's not even the west end.

That menu made truly awful reading. Imagine if you were hangry, and actually had to read the whole thing.

I wonder what they'd do if someone paid them with a pocket full of fish fins and scales - they'd have to accept it, surely?

rubbish what was even worse was a group of sleep deprived new mums trying to just go out, eat, drink and pretend to be normal grown ups for once then being faced with that head fuck of a menu. I thought I might be hallucinating.

In a cafe today trying to be more pretentious than it actually is - chips in mugs and salads in mini colanders. I agree- pointless.

I've popped my MN cherry and submitted my first nomination for Classics. This thread t needs to be preserved in time, for anthropologists, if no one else.

Amazing levels of wankyness. (Wankiness? Hmm...)