Wanky things! Wanky things everywhere...

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Masons Jars for holding lunch and layered salads etc = wanky

Menus that say things like " Shoestring fries ~ 6.5" = wanky

Nespresso's "Vintage" coffee = wanky

Calling chicken nuggets Chicken Gougons = wanky

Gah!

I have a friend who FB rants at Masterchef it is funny when you get random PAN FRIED pfft not sure how they manage to get through a series tbh

Air dried. It just gets worse doesnt it?

Uuurgh I hate "slaw" as well!

I don't even know why, it just winds me up.

Also chocolate soil! Why would I want to connect chocolate with the idea of eating soil? - just gross.

Using an old plastic box as a lunchbox = not wanky, really quite clever.

Calling it a "bagel tote" = wanky.

Pan fried is fair enough because it gives you the useful information that it's not deep fried

It also gives you the useful information that its not baked, boiled or barbequed, but people forget that point!

Sparechange If a barman had burst a balloon in my face,I would probably have punched him! I hate being made jump,and I have an intense dislike of balloons for this reason.

The balloon cocktail was bizarre.
I havent lived, clearly.

And the word 'hacks' gets my goat when it's referring to hints and tips. Hack is something you do with a saw,or on a horse. And bloody pan-fried! How else would something be fried but in a pan?!

I just decided to search hipsters on google and found a buzz feed article with a picture that pretty much sums up everything.

mary it is the sound chefs and other twats make when they say slaw

I got this served to me last year smiley was my addition

Pan fried used to be called shallow fried to stop any deep fried confusion 😀

Life hacks are just pretentious top tips from That's Life magazine

And bloody pan-fried! How else would something be fried but in a pan?!

Deep fried, obviously. Like a lot of fried things?

Fancy

Someone should catch that Hipster and display him in a museum! You could not sum hipster culture up better than this singular specimen can.

Actually laughing out loud currently!

'Jus' My dad always says what's the difference between a jus and a gravy- about 8 quid!

Oh, and this might be quite controversial, but gin seems to going down a weird and frankly wanky (craft ale type) path currently, which saddens me no end as I really love gin, but dont identify as a hipster.

MaroonPencil I am just jealous that you have 208766 cafes in your town,never mind that one uses filtered water in all their hot drinks! In my nearest major town,in west London,with a population of just over 268,000,there is the grand total of TWO cafes. Pitiful. and neither of them use filtered water in their hot drinks

I had Gin infused with something and something else one christmas. Friend paid £25 for this lovely bottle , it tasted the same to me as sainsbury basic gin and tonic that i buy at christmas time!
My palette is not honed for crafty beer n spirits.

Oh, and this might be quite controversial, but gin seems to going down a weird and frankly wanky (craft ale type) path currently, which saddens me no end as I really love gin, but dont identify as a hipster

There are so many kinds of gin, its not wanky to enjoy that. Some people can wank on abou gin same as anything else, but there is nothing intrinsically wanky about it.

Ugh, "life hacks". "27 life hacks you can't do without!"

Oh, I think I can.

That was my reaction flumper

Re the balloon bursting cocktail, someone has gone to the trouble of uploading a video to YouTube of the very cocktail being served to them.

At least their waitress warned them first, but you can hear them complaining about the burning rubber smell, because she uses a lighter to pop it!

This kind of silly shiz makes Gin a prime candidate for wankiness imo.

www.theguardian.com/books/2017/feb/22/dedalus-book-of-gin-richard-barnett-review-spirited-read

We gave SIL and BIL some pretty wanky booze for Christmas (Jim Beam Red Stag Cherry and some elderflower and rhubarb gin whose name escapes me). They are quite hipster. It was a hit.

They're Instagram hipsters who still appreciate a good Nutella sandwich though.

A fuschia lip. 😂😂💄💋

I prefer a black eye 😎😎😎