Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Or even the Queen's swans

The Netting
Sandra Bullock is caught in a conspiracy dealing with a black market in brides' veils

Lasting Tango In Paris - The story of an epic danceathon and the linked lives of those taking part.

Missing Congeniality - A film where no one can agree on anything.

Modern Timesing
Documentary about revolutionary new maths teaching methods.

Little Shopping Of Horrors - a terrifying tale of the 10 Items Or Fewer queue

Dropping Dead Fred - A couple accidentally kill their friend Fred and have to dispose of the body.

Staring Wars - an epic about passive aggressive stink eye sessions.

50 Shadings of Grey
Behind the scenes at the colour development section of Farrow & Ball

Briefing Encounter - a flirtation takes place during a short morning meeting.

The Lasting Exotic Matigold Hotel - about a hotel that's been going for years.

Batman Beginsing
Dana dana dana dana, dana dana dana dana...

Bit of a TV/Film crossover:

The X-Filing: Mulder and Scully take a day off from chasing aliens to sort out their in-trays

Dial Ming for Murder
Thriller featuring retired Liberal Democrat MP turned sleuth.

Bedknobbing and Broomsticking
Saucy 70s sex-romp.

Meet Joe Blacking- heart warming tale of a shoe shiner

Shindler’s listing- Jewish e-baying woes

Office Spacing- a workforce’s valiant fight for the desk next to the coffee machine

Slumdogging millionaire- Man makes a fortune selling parking spaces in the woods

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless minding- Story of a nanny with OCD

Alice in Wonderlanding, Alice's story of learning to fly

Dodgeballing
The perils of fancying no one at the orgy

Kill Billing

One woman's struggle with accountancy.

The Misfitsing
When female exercise instructors start a choir

Meaning Girls. A philosophical tale of teenage angst.

Murder on the Orient Expressing
Mother killed for daring to bf in public

Home Aloneing
Drama and intrigue in the Coventry Bradford & Bingley

Room with a Viewing
Vain attempts to rent out a bedsit on Gumtree

Nottinging Hill
Estate agent struggles with a stammer