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Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

537 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 10/02/2017 11:43

This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

OP posts:
BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 14:41

Or even the Queen's swans

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 14:49

The Netting
Sandra Bullock is caught in a conspiracy dealing with a black market in brides' veils

BattleaxeGalactica · 10/02/2017 14:49

Lasting Tango In Paris - The story of an epic danceathon and the linked lives of those taking part.

FeistyUnicornsCanKill · 10/02/2017 14:56

Missing Congeniality - A film where no one can agree on anything.

bagpusss · 10/02/2017 14:58

Modern Timesing
Documentary about revolutionary new maths teaching methods.

iklboo · 10/02/2017 14:58

Little Shopping Of Horrors - a terrifying tale of the 10 Items Or Fewer queue

FeistyUnicornsCanKill · 10/02/2017 14:59

Dropping Dead Fred - A couple accidentally kill their friend Fred and have to dispose of the body.

MumBod · 10/02/2017 14:59

Staring Wars - an epic about passive aggressive stink eye sessions.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 15:00

50 Shadings of Grey
Behind the scenes at the colour development section of Farrow & Ball

MumBod · 10/02/2017 15:00

Briefing Encounter - a flirtation takes place during a short morning meeting.

MumBod · 10/02/2017 15:01

The Lasting Exotic Matigold Hotel - about a hotel that's been going for years.

bagpusss · 10/02/2017 15:01

Batman Beginsing
Dana dana dana dana, dana dana dana dana...

RoseCuntedGlasses · 10/02/2017 15:02

Bit of a TV/Film crossover:

The X-Filing: Mulder and Scully take a day off from chasing aliens to sort out their in-trays

bagpusss · 10/02/2017 15:04

Dial Ming for Murder
Thriller featuring retired Liberal Democrat MP turned sleuth.

bagpusss · 10/02/2017 15:07

Bedknobbing and Broomsticking
Saucy 70s sex-romp.

PurpleAlerts · 10/02/2017 15:08

Meet Joe Blacking- heart warming tale of a shoe shiner

Shindler’s listing- Jewish e-baying woes

Office Spacing- a workforce’s valiant fight for the desk next to the coffee machine

Slumdogging millionaire- Man makes a fortune selling parking spaces in the woods

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless minding- Story of a nanny with OCD

plastique · 10/02/2017 15:09

Alice in Wonderlanding, Alice's story of learning to fly

KatieScarlett · 10/02/2017 15:09

Dodgeballing
The perils of fancying no one at the orgy

SagelyNodding · 10/02/2017 15:10

Kill Billing

One woman's struggle with accountancy.

KatieScarlett · 10/02/2017 15:15

The Misfitsing
When female exercise instructors start a choir

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 10/02/2017 15:17

Meaning Girls. A philosophical tale of teenage angst.

clairethewitch70 · 10/02/2017 15:24

Murder on the Orient Expressing
Mother killed for daring to bf in public

KatieScarlett · 10/02/2017 15:25

Home Aloneing
Drama and intrigue in the Coventry Bradford & Bingley

Waterfeature · 10/02/2017 15:27

Room with a Viewing
Vain attempts to rent out a bedsit on Gumtree

Waterfeature · 10/02/2017 15:29

Nottinging Hill
Estate agent struggles with a stammer