Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Stepping Brothers. A family of men take on the challenge to reach their Fitbit goals.

Missing Congeniality - the travails of a man alone on a desert island.

Staring Wars - who will break first and make the cup of tea?

Grating Expectations: matital strife ends in tragedy after one partner fails in their responsibility to make the cheese sauce
The Philadelphia Storing: horror set in an urban self-storage facility
To Siring With Love: a rom-com set on a date to a stud farm
Mary Popping: hard hitting drama about a drug-addled housewife

A lad dining

One boy and his grub.

The secret gardening - the grubby story of a suburban cannabis farm

Not to be confused with The Secreting Garden - niche viewing of an odd Chelsea entry consisting of bonsai sugar maples and rubber trees

Flowering in the Attic - documentary about eccentric family attempting to grow hydroponic sunflowers in their roof space

(K)not(t)ing Without my Daughter - a lady's determination to continue her macrame course despite her daughters disapproval

Goldfingering
A jewellery retailer's conquest to keep all things bright & shiny and free from customers' grubby hands.

The Housing of Sand and Fog

Hull City Council making its affordable housing budget stretch a little further.

Citizen Kaning - a film about a controversial new govt policy to make substantial savings in the prison estate by re-introducing corporal punishment for lesser crimes.

Snow Whiting and The Seven Dwarfs - some small men adopt a fish.

'Avataring - dodgy salesman offers his driveway services

The Seventh Sealing - man loses patience with faulty envelope.

la la landing.

a story set in Los Angeles about the new trend of how people jump off low walls and sing as they are doing it. You must wear colourful clothes to take part.

Notting Hilling - story of urban hikers

Fielding of Dreams - thats strictly one for Noels fan club

Silver Streaking: pensioner in naked dash

The monstering from the Id - takes psychodrama to another level as a mind is attacked by its own deepest level.

Inside outing
An epic adventure about going out.. but not out out.. inside out

Ghost Training - high jinks in school for spirits
Bleak Housing - life on a sink estate

Cocooning - the drama of a caterpillar trying to build its cocoon in peace in the middle of comings and goings by pensioners and aliens.

Mansfield Parking. More than you would ever want to know about where to leave your car in this part of Notts.

Snow Whiting - little fish fight to survive in bad weather.

Jungle Booking - how to get your turn at the woods

Jackie Browning

One woman's quest to get her mince perfectly cooked just the right amount before adding the pureed tomatoes.

Eventing Horizon: one woman's dream of competing in Olympic showjumping.