Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Death proofing - couple start baby proofing their home then decide to take it up a level.

Hairspraying - tales from the hairdressers

Easterning promises - making lots of promises....in an Eastern way

Sawing - boring movie about watching someone saw wood. All day.

Heating - The story of a woman's battle with her temperamental boiler

School of Rocking - Instructional video on the most effective ways to soothe your baby to sleep

Saturday Night Fevering - Illness scuppers one poor guy's weekend plans

The Beaching - The misfortune of a blue whale

Doctoring Zhivago – A slacker comedy about an English student on probation who has to break into her tutor’s office and modify her essay if she has any hope of passing the Russian Literature module.

Probably done already but (the) Breakfast Clubbing where they go clubbing at breakfast time or they manage to kill everyone at breakfast by clubbing them over the head.

Dazed and confusing.

Schindler’s Listing – A German man’s trials and tribulations on the dating scene after he posts a lonely hearts ad.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Loving the Bomb – A documentary about pyrophilia

Snatching - how to deal with tantruming toddlers
Jack Frosting - All about a guy's passion for decorating cakes
Deep Impacting - A dentist's tale about a patient's severe tooth pain

Peppa Pigging - the day when Peppa ate nothing but junk food

The Parenting Trap - what they don't tell you about having children..

The Babysitters Clubbing - what happens when the childminder goes out with their friends.

Mrs Doubting Fire.

Doesn't end well.

Girl on a Training (Course)

The trials and tribulations of Ice breakers and Team building exercises

The God Fathering
Joseph of Nazareth just wants to be a good stepdad, but it's no mean feat persuading the living God incarnate to tidy his room.

Boss Babying
One woman's struggle not to be patronised by her male employers.

Ducking Soup- Using autocorrect leads to hilarious results for a young man who is meeting his new girlfriend's aunt.