Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Eyeing of the Needle - enthusiastic embroiderers show their techniques for threading a needle.

Carrie-ing : A day in the life of a hotel porter

Bridget Jonesing - about a middle class heroin addict.

The Purge-ing - A no-holds barred exploration of the colonic irrigation industry
The Colouring Purple - A heartbreaking tale of a child living in poverty with only one toy.

Mashing
One woman's struggle to produce the perfect potato accompaniment.

Aladdining
A boy has lunch at a posh eating establishment.

Watering Ship Down
All about how to keep your marine vessel clean.

All About Eving
The sad truth about the morning after the night before.

World War Zing - a shortage of citrus fruits leads to a war.

I just can't stop myself

Milking - An idyllic rural drama
Snatching - A heart-warming tale set in a pre-school nursery
Salting - An intrepid council workman sets out in a blizzard
Hairspraying - Wild women get ready for a night out.
Some Like-ing it Hot - Madcap comedy about a family trip abroad

Fasting and furious - about hangry people

Dead Pooling, a Zombie themed movie where the bodies all roll down hill and collect in an undead puddle

The Crafting - Film about all the Facebook tat for sale.

True Grittings

A harrowing story of a cowboy who had to give up his life and Home on the Range, move across the world to keep the A-roads of the UK free from frost and snow.

Steeling Magnolias - cutthroat gardening competition and thievery.

Dirtying Grandpa - A coprophiliac kidnaps an elderly gentleman

Scenting of a Woman

Employees in a Department store go crazy and spray an innocent passerby with all the samples on display.

Wizard of OzIng.

Gent who doesn't need scales to weigh his produce

Northing by Northwest.

An inside documentary to the trials and tribulations of being Kanye Wests child.

The Waying
Weight watchers group battle it out for slimmer of the month.

A Clockwork Orangeing - A mechanical tanning machine goes horribly wrong

Child's Playing - A heartwarming story of life working in a pre-school. Winters Boning - Well it's either porn or about the decline of the corset industry! Laboring Day - Kate Winslet is about to give birth. Ghosting - A woman tries to drop her boyfriend by refusing to contact him. The Firming - 90 day workout shred. The Man in the Ironing Mask - Household chores become a new kink. Totalling Recall - Meet the man who works in a shop and can remember every transaction ever made. I'd better stop now as I can't think of a good plot for Gone Girling.

Little Housing on the Prairie

• hard-hitting documentary about the lack of affordable accommodation in Wyoming

The Truth about Cats and Dogging - Cat owners in a suburban town find a novel way to spice up their evenings

A Shark's Tale-ing

Lost footage from Jacques Cousteau shows a shark following a turtle around under the sea.