Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Supermaning. A lion's guide to that perfect hair do.

Oliver Twisting - A Billy Elliott for our times. A boy's dream hangs in the balance.

minesapintofwine, it's addictive, I can't stop either!

Dark Watering - The tale of a man who sneaks out under the cover of night to water his garden during a hosepipe ban

Scooping - following the lives of responsible dog walkers

Bugger: didnt rtft!

Dial Ming for Murder - the story of a Chinese hitman

Polar Expressing - Documentary following a group of women breastfeeding in extreme temperatures.

Greasing - a musical about wd40

Harry Pottering - an old man just mooching about his business

Skyfalling - a live action chicken licken with Adele singing the soundtrack

About Timing - Making the perfect souffle.

Snow dogging.

The trials and tribulations of dogging in the artic.

Sawing - Fascinating tale from a chippy's toolbox.

War Dogging - documentary on dogging during war times.

The Ringing - a hairy girl haunted by a forever ringing telephone

Pulping Fiction - the life and times of an orange grower

Starling that is brilliant.

The Visiting - Tales of the MILs.

Ferris Bueller's Day Offing - A grim tale of a teenage murderer.

Harrying Potter-

Man harasses customers to buy his pots

Looking who's talking-

Social etiquette skills

Starling , love it!

Screaming - a day in the life of a toddler

Saturday Night Fevering - another hot date scuppered by a poorly child

The First Wives Clubbing - a gang of 40-somethings go out partying.

Sabotaging -
The agony of new parents struggling to have sex.

Upping
A documentary about counting the Queen'snswans

Panic Rooming: a woman's tense search for a flatshare before her lease is up.