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Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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Hushabyelullaby · 10/02/2017 11:43

This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

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WingMirrorSpider · 10/02/2017 11:58

The Shininging. Oh, wait.....

AnarchyKitty · 10/02/2017 11:58

Roman Holidaying
A small budget BB2 history documentary film about what the Romans ever did for us tourism in the UK in 55BC.

PuppyMonkey · 10/02/2017 11:58

Doh you beat me Grin

Fackorf · 10/02/2017 11:59

The Thin Red Lining.

Terrence Malick explores Christian Louboutin.

Mrsdraper1 · 10/02/2017 11:59

Avengers Assembling- Thor, Captain America, Spiderman and their pals have to build flatpack Ikea furniture.

Mungobungo · 10/02/2017 12:00

Sulllying

Just a film about being dirty

PuppyMonkey · 10/02/2017 12:00

Ironing Man - the take off a typical modern gent

Mrsdraper1 · 10/02/2017 12:02

Backing to the future, Marty and the Doc go to future reversing the DeLorean to 88 miles per hour

WingMirrorSpider · 10/02/2017 12:03

Midnight Expressing: a dark tale of those early days with a newborn

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 12:03

These are brilliant, but I love Harry Pottering

Mungobungo · 10/02/2017 12:03

Ironing man! Grin

Inside outing

A family's day out foiled by bad weather

or gory horror involving wearing ones initernal organs, externally.

Mrsdraper1 · 10/02/2017 12:04

Goldfingering.....nuff said

CaveMums · 10/02/2017 12:05

Gone with the Winding, one mother's epic adventure of BLW

littlewoollypervert · 10/02/2017 12:06

WateringWorld - documentary on the best time to water your garden plants.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 12:06

Teen Wolfing

A mother tries to cope with her 16 year old son's insatiable appetite for crap food

littlewoollypervert · 10/02/2017 12:06

Dancing with Wolves - zoo based version of Dancing with the Stars

Bowednotbroken · 10/02/2017 12:08

From Hearing (Here-ing?) to Eternity - the sad tale of oh so slowly going deaf.

DandelionAndBedrock · 10/02/2017 12:09

A fish called wanda-ing : the prequel to finding nemo

WeCouldBeMenWithVen · 10/02/2017 12:09

Speeding. Keanu Reeves gets a ticket.

AmethystRaven · 10/02/2017 12:13

Sawing. An epic tale of DIY.

TheSpottedZebra · 10/02/2017 12:13

John Wicking - a keen cyclist tries out lots of performance clothing. And tells us about it at great, great length.

Which will best keep him warm and dry?

Caution: contains charts.

PrancerForHoney · 10/02/2017 12:13

Doctoring Doolittle
A serial killer goes on a spree castrating victims after killing them with a scalpel. The CIA code name him Doolittle.
Working in conjuction with Jacking Reacher, a convicted sex offender ( whos crime was likened to a Touching of Evil ) now a criminal profiler, the race is on to bring him to justice.

TheSpottedZebra · 10/02/2017 12:15

Pointing Break - what really happens when brickies take tea?

^ nominate Dom Littlewood to present this one.

Hushabyelullaby · 10/02/2017 12:16

Pacific Rimming Shock

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WingMirrorSpider · 10/02/2017 12:16

The Seventh Sealing : A decorator gets a cricked neck after emulsioning too many rooms (yes, the spelling is off on this one...)