Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Biggins Trouble in Little Chinatown - Action movie starring Christopher Biggins and his fallout with a local triad gang.

Falling Downing - the tragic collapse of a Cambridge college

Sister Acting - pair of siblings go to stage school

Babe: Pigging in the City - a gorgeous girl goes to New York and hits every fast food joint

The Godfathering - his friend's baby is being baptised and he agrees to look after its immortal soul

Homing Alone - racing pigeons get separated in transit

The spacing between us - Isolated Martian colonist becomes obsessed with word formatting errors
Hacksawing ridge - tense drama about a lumberjack who morally objects to felling trees
Once upon a timing in the west - cowboy musical with perfectly integrated harmonica solos
Dr Strangeloving - Indescribably deviant

A Knights Tailing - a live action pin the tail on the Knight

The Girl on the Training - one girls fight to survive 8 hours of office skills training

The Life of Ping

A fast paced table tennis drama

In The Naming Of the Father - tense courtroom drama; key evidence emerges from the accused's Father's Christening

The Fault In Our Staring - documentary following convicted Stalkers on a victim awareness rehabilitation programme

The Madness of Kinging George - Republicans make the case for abolishing the monarchy within the next two generations

Snowdogging

True Gritting

Council workers fight to keep roads open in subzero temperatures.

Pointing Break - coming-of-age drama about a toddler taking a break from pointing incessantly at aeroplanes

Mrs. Doubtingfire
When her firefighter husband returns after staying out all night, claiming to have been working, can she really believe him ....or will sparks fly?

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding:
Butch is devastated when Sundance reveals that he was "only joking" when he offered to come along for the ride.

Inside Outing - emotional prisoners go on a day trip

Carry On: Don't Lose Your Heading - The trials and tribulations of formatting a Word document.

St. Elmo's Firing - A naval officer gets sacked for gross misconduct

Milking - history drama about the lives of a herd of dairy cattle.

Happy Gilmouring.

Adam Sandler is a confused amateur golfer who'd like to be in Gilmour Girls so sets off on a joyful journey to reinvent himself.

The Graduating - art house movie about a young hairstylist tackling a bob.

Really funny ones. Love the thread .

The seven year itching: real life documentary about a woman's life long struggle with trush

Snakes on a planing: sci-fi about snakes plotting to take over the world

Truly Madly Deeping - Five go mad in Peterborough.

Beetle juicing

One flew over the cuckoos nesting - Prince Charles reveals how in his helicoptering days, came across an unprecedented case of cuckoos breeding non-parasitically.

One for the fanfic enthusiasts out there:

The fellowshipping of the ring.

In which the quest to get rid of the one ring is entirely secondary to setting up romantic relationships and/or hot sex scenes between any or all of Sam and Frodo, Legolas and Gimli, Boromir and Aragorn and possibly (for those who like the idea of first cousin relationships - and trust, me there are many of them out there on Archive of Our Own), Pippin and Merry.

Brain bleach not supplied.