Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Eyeing in the sky. Documentary on people looking for love during long haul flights.

North facing. The trials of planting a shady garden.

After some of these shocking suggestions, can I recommend The Good Earthing?

Has anyone mentioned Gaslighting yet? Suprisingly, this is a documentary about the illuminating invention of William Murdoch, not a tense drama about emotional abuse.

(From the same producer who brought you Phantom's North Facing):

Vertical Limiting.

An informative gardening documentary about growing Bonsai shrubs.

IngKing Kong.

The desperate tale of a gorilla who cannot find a tattoo parlour large enough to enable his much longed for 'back piece'

These ideas remind me of my favourite Alan Partridge sketch where he's pitching to Tony Hayers for any new series

Dead Calming - relaxation techniques at your local mortuary.

Fantastic Beastings : apiarists brag about their workplace injuries.

Fencing - Nail biting, edge of the seat, suspense as docu-drama team follow a team of fencing experts as the battle with the elements, deadlines, each othet, next doors dogs and 6ft lengths of shiplap as they fight to put up garden boundaries across the south east.

The Polar Expressing. A tale of one woman's struggle to breastfeed during a very cold winter.

Magic Miking: amazing adventures in sound editing
Pearl Harbouring: sad tale of hidden jewelery
The Imitation Gaming: one boy's struggle to manage without his X-Box

The Birding Cage : imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit, Bill Oddie is forced to continue his twitching from behind bars.

The Icing Princess: young Royal's quest to get her City and Guilds

Raging Bulling - a cautionary tale of an angry would be dictator of the USA who is unable to tell the truth

The Grating Gatsby: inspirational tale of a man's rise to richdom by basic culinary skills
Rushing: terrifying action flick about trying to get a seven-year old ready for school in time
Rust and Boning: arthouse porn set in a scrapyard
All About My Mothering: incisive examination of one woman's parental shortcomings
Casting Away: pre-production team go on the road
Talk to Herring: Sweet animation about a piscine psychotherapist

The Thin Red Lining: beautifully detailed examination of trends in jacket design
Babe: Pigging in the City: a beautiful girl moves to the metropolis and starts to overeat
The Opposite of Sexting: long film about unexciting and mundane text messages
Dogging Day Afternoon: about the hours before a couple go out to engage in their favorite pastime

And from the world of books:
Little Housing on the Prairie - accommodation is hard to come by in the MidWest

Top Gunning

One woman's heart wrenching battle with flatulence.

Kill Billing - the real life story of a hit man's accountant

But also Topping Gun about a really spiffing rifle.

A Tale of Two Citings - An academic's quest to have her research properly credited.

The Rocky Horror Picture Showing - Rocky endures two hours of his neighbours' holiday photos

The Constant Gardening: Ralph Fiennes inherits a mansion with extensive grounds
Wateringworld: the sequel, in which Ralph gets advice on setting up a watering system from Kevin Costner's specialist garden service

Get shorting: heist movie in which the gang sabotages the electronic alarm system
Devil in a Blue Dressing: there's something nasty in the Stilton-based salad cream
Dangerous Minding: childcare nightmare
The Masking: painstakingly detailed account of preparations to paint a car bumper, cliffhanger ending as we wait to see whether the paint will get onto the bodywork

Bring me the heading of Alfredo Garcia. I'm sorry, I haven't a clue what it's about.