Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Sawing - Man v's MDF.

The secreting policemans ball....ew.

Beverly Hills Coping: middle-class mothers in California reveal their tips
In The Line of Firing: one tough day in the HR department

Spicing Girls : The Movie - An intense documovie starring the girls of Gregg's Bakery who are in charge of the cinnamon rolls.

Errol the secreting policemans ball is the best! (I would absolutely not want to watch it but I am quite sure it would have a niche following...)

Yeah, it just came to me.

Animal Housing: decisions have to be made at the zoo
Mashing: the gruelling world of workers in the shepherd's pie factory

We've had the silence of the lambing but no one has get mentioned the utterly horrific snuff movie doing the rounds on the dark web....

THE SILENCING OF THE LAMBS 😱

A room with a viewing

Insider review of the rental market.

Gregory's Girling
Emotional journey of a male to female transition

Sadly not mine but from a previous MN thread called something like "add a letter, change a movie":

Argo(s)

True Gritting

The true story of the brave men and women who keep the M62 open during the winter.

The Firming.

The life and times of a German rat-catcher.

Schindler's Listing - German soldier sells on eBay.

My Fairing Lady - Brooding drama based on the classic Gingerbread Man story, set in 18th century Cornwall.

Ferris Bueller's Day Offing: teenager on a murderous rampage

The Habbit - a sad tale of a small mans addiction to shiny things

Guest Hunters - one landlords search for paying customers

Curry on Doctor - the intestinal distress of a Vindaloo eater and how it was cured

Indiana Jones and the Pimple of Doom - Indy pops a zit terrible things occur

Tramspotting - set in Edinburgh in the early part of the century, town councillors vainly look for urban transport solutions delivered on time.

Girl with a pearl, ear ringing: tragic tale of a jeweller's tinnitus

Beatlejuicing - Alternative film about the health benefits of drinking insect juice.

Staring wars - whoever looks away first loses

Raining man -a disappointing shower for the weather girls

Straw Dogging
Sex with strangers in a barn

Far From the Madding Crowding.
Couple decide to move to the country to get away from awful commute on the Northern Line Underground

2001- A Spacing Odyssey
Proof reading at the turn of the century

Snow Whiting: A documentary about unusual weather phenomena.