Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Sawing.
Competitive carpentry hits the big screen.

Billing and Ted's Excellent Adventure, a man faces horrific credit card debt after returning from a round the world cruise.

Con Airing - Nicolas Cage is put in charge of the prison laundry dryers

Wing That's my favourite!

Wing That's my favourite!

The Dark Knighting.

A comedy set in Buckingham Palace. There's a power cut during a ceremony, and hilarity (plus some inadvertent bloodshed) ensues.

Sea Biscuiting - A docu-drama about equine hob-nobbing.

The Ordering of the Phoenix - Waitrose is determined to beat rival, John Lewis, in the Christmas wars this year by bringing a new range of meats to its stores.

The Fogging - a cat owners desperate attempt to get rid of fleas.

Ghosting - A twenty-first century horror story.

Beetlejuicing.

A three-hour documentary looking at how current trends for smoothies and eating more insects are combined in one crunchy drink.

Backing to the Future - A smooth compolation if incidental music for things yet to happen.

Karate kidding docu drama about an aging karate instructors attempts to break into the comedy circuit.

Based on what's on film 4 at the moment. ..

Von Ryan's Expressing

Escaped female POW steals train while pumping and dumping to maintain her supply for when she gets home and is reunited with her baby.

The Foxing and the Hound - An antiquarian book dealer adopts a rescue dog.

The Fasting and the Furious: Guide to being hangry.

The crowing - someone's a bad winner.

Judging dredd- one dreadlocked graduates struggle to find a job.

Single whiting female- a fish looking for love.

The Lasting Airbender.

A man with a giant cock dabbles with viagra.

Big Mommas Housing.

The horrendous, and heartfelt story of Momma finding a house big enough to fit her ass.

Planing, Trains and Automobiles - Two men trying to get home for Christmas get delayed by an impromptu carpentry lesson.

Little Shopping of Horrors - a terrifying exposé of the failiures of the M&S Per Una department.

The B F**ing G: Adult Dahl at its filthiest.

Jingling All the Way - A cat gets really pissed off by the bell around its neck.

Ghosting

Taking a look at what it's like to be the person who actually writes celebrity books.

Empire of the Sunning.

Docudrama set in a group of tending salons.