Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Hooking - is it a story of one woman and her crochet habit, or an altogether more unsavoury occupation?

Greasing - how Mary Berry gets her cakes to turn out with ease.

Girl on the Training - docu-drama about a 2yo girl and potty training

Nannie McPhee and the Big Banging - er, no comment

New Mooning - a man discovers many new thrilling ways to moon others

Dead Calming. A documentary about relaxation music.

Flashing Gordon - Biopic of a man in a dirty raincoat

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Eventing - It all goes wrong in the dressage competition.

Grosse Point Blanking

Playground politics in smalltown USA

SWATting

Avant garde film following one woman's efforts to rid her kitchen of a fly.

Layering Cake - Documentary detailing the method of surreptitiously stealing cake by slicing layers from the bottom rather than quarts or halves.

Raining Man - sadly the Weather Girl's feature film was a budget affair

Bee - ing Movie - Quirky animation exploring the existential crisis and sense of encroaching ennui of a bumble bee.

Charlotte's Webbing - One woman's quest to re-upholster a 1960s three-piece-suite.

Jacob's Laddering - Hilarity ensues when this jaded ex-Soldier learns the true horror of a saggy stocking and a gathered gusset.

Moonlighting in Valentino. Washed up and out of work, this is Jon Bon Jovi meets job seekers.

Casting Away - The epic story of a hoarder's struggle to declutter.

Pandora's Boxing! And by god, I think she's winning!

sadly the Weather Girl's feature film was a budget affair

still laughing at this one!

The 'mazing runner - biopic of Mo Farah

Troying - a Brummie does his very best

Flashing Dance: Because sometimes, even welders get their rocks off with a muff-flash.

Totalling Recall surely wins the thread! Bravo Cigars :)

Legally Blonding - the story of a mafia hairdresser trying to stay on the right side of the law.

The Thinning Man - Hair loss woes

Guysing and Dolls - Scottish schoolchildren make Halloween costumes for their Barbies.

Troying - a Brummie does his very best

PMSL

Das Booting, a German documentary about gang culture

Training Spotting, one woman's desperate attempt to find a personal trainer.