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Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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Hushabyelullaby · 10/02/2017 11:43

This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

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LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 18:55

Edward Scissoring - Hands: Pornographic/ Art House shadow puppet spectacle.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:00

The Lasting of the Mohicans

A documentary on how punks ensured their amazing hair stayed erect

BattleaxeGalactica · 10/02/2017 19:00

The Wickering Man. A heart warming tale of centaurs.

venusinscorpio · 10/02/2017 19:01

Some of these should so get made in reality Grin

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:02

Kinky Bootings
How to set up your computer to download porn without leaving a trace

PenguinRoar · 10/02/2017 19:04

Peter Panning - an epic tale of one man's lonely gold rush adventures in the US.

School of Rocking - one long night with a newborn changes everything for Dawn

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:04

Loving Actually
Behind the scenes documentary on the porn industry

CondensedMilkSarnies · 10/02/2017 19:04

The Pinking Panther - A panther astonishes zoo keepers with his dexterity when using zig zag scissors.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:06

The Man in the Whiting Suit - Fish as Fashion

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:08

The Masking
A guide to getting a tidy finish when painting your living room

LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 19:09

Wish you were hearing: They were the perfect couple. But he was deaf! Hilarity and misunderstanding ensues.

LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 19:10

Condensed That's great Grin

CondensedMilkSarnies · 10/02/2017 19:11

(The) Ant Bullying - how to make an insects life a misery.

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Hushabyelullaby · 10/02/2017 19:13

Lilo and Stitching - an instructional video on how to mend your pool inflatables

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LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 19:14

Good Timesing: Adept multiplication in the key stage 1 classroom.

LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 19:16

GOLDFINGERING!!!

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 19:19

Swinging Vote.

It's all about the pampas grass.

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 19:22

Play it to the boneing.

A film about good music to accompany different variants of the act of boneing. Read it as you will, you filthy animals.

drspouse · 10/02/2017 19:23

Peter Panning
A tale of the Gold Rush.

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 19:25

No country for olding men.

A deep insight in to Austria and their flippant euthanasia of men.

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 19:26

*the Netherlands, not Austria. Lost in Translating Wink

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 19:28

Angering Management.

How to fuck with your boss.

LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 19:29

Stealing Magnolias: He was a bashful florist, she was a tenacious shoplifter. It could never work! Could it?

Hesdeadjim · 10/02/2017 19:30

James bonding - a riveting tale about a mans struggle to glue his coffer table back together Grin

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 19:39

Free Willying.

A short feature film of men and their complete disregard of trouser wearing. Many an adventure to be had.