Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Edward Scissoring - Hands: Pornographic/ Art House shadow puppet spectacle.

The Lasting of the Mohicans

A documentary on how punks ensured their amazing hair stayed erect

The Wickering Man. A heart warming tale of centaurs.

Some of these should so get made in reality

Kinky Bootings
How to set up your computer to download porn without leaving a trace

Peter Panning - an epic tale of one man's lonely gold rush adventures in the US.

School of Rocking - one long night with a newborn changes everything for Dawn

Loving Actually
Behind the scenes documentary on the porn industry

The Pinking Panther - A panther astonishes zoo keepers with his dexterity when using zig zag scissors.

The Man in the Whiting Suit - Fish as Fashion

The Masking
A guide to getting a tidy finish when painting your living room

Wish you were hearing: They were the perfect couple. But he was deaf! Hilarity and misunderstanding ensues.

Condensed That's great

(The) Ant Bullying - how to make an insects life a misery.

Lilo and Stitching - an instructional video on how to mend your pool inflatables

Good Timesing: Adept multiplication in the key stage 1 classroom.

GOLDFINGERING!!!

Swinging Vote.

It's all about the pampas grass.

Play it to the boneing.

A film about good music to accompany different variants of the act of boneing. Read it as you will, you filthy animals.

Peter Panning
A tale of the Gold Rush.

No country for olding men.

A deep insight in to Austria and their flippant euthanasia of men.

*the Netherlands, not Austria. Lost in Translating

Angering Management.

How to fuck with your boss.

Stealing Magnolias: He was a bashful florist, she was a tenacious shoplifter. It could never work! Could it?

James bonding - a riveting tale about a mans struggle to glue his coffer table back together

Free Willying.

A short feature film of men and their complete disregard of trouser wearing. Many an adventure to be had.