Help! What rhymes with cuntweasel?

[squishysquirmy]

Other than teasel, easel, or measle?
Writing a sweary poem, and really wanted to include it but struggling to find a rhyme that isn't completely out of context.....

Awesome

Just got who this reminds me of - Holly McNish

Love it!

I am honestly the meekest person in real life.
Do you know what? I thought this poem might be a bit harsh at first.
It bloody isn't though - the last week has convinced me it's too kind.
"maybe the worst was just bluster, bombast" : It wasn't apparently. It's only two weeks in and he's revealed himself to be exactly the same as a president elect as he was as a candidate.

My favourite line is
'A win won like that is one we've all lost'

Oh my fucking God! That is fantastic!!!

I didn't complain about this thread at the time but is it too late to report it (and the poem) for being grotesquely offensive. There are far far too few swearwords in it.

Woohoo! Dr Seuss and Roald Dahl for adults. Brilliant! Bravo!