Help! What rhymes with cuntweasel?

[squishysquirmy]

Other than teasel, easel, or measle?
Writing a sweary poem, and really wanted to include it but struggling to find a rhyme that isn't completely out of context.....

I love it! That must have taken ages to do, too.

They are absurdly tiny. Unlike the poem, which is a work of towering greatness.

Arghh, too late! His hands are tiny.

Ah, thank you, divorcing! I seem to have missed that part of the election analysis

bloody fantastic!!!!

God I need to see that in print somewhere. Anywhere. It's fabulous!

AMAZING

Thank you!

Standing ovation here too op. Bloody good job.

Great work. I like how you used different types of meter. 👏

Fantastic poem. I'd like to nominate you for our next poet laureate.

It's like Pam Ayres has got the Fucking Rage. In a good way.

In a fucking awesome way. Cannot put it any better than that.

Bouquets, OP.

Thread reported...for submission to MN Classics. An epic like this cannot be lost!

Zachary I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of Pam!

squishy that's brilliant. You should so put that on FB.

Utterly exceptional and totally bang on the money!!!

Am very of your talents OP.

Absolutely love it, funny and insightful as well. You're very clever

squishy you fucking genius

Amazing. Well done!

That is awesome

Yes!!!

Well done OP!!! :)

I love it, but will now think of a flaccid cock every time I see him, which is unfortunate at best.

Wow. That's brilliant. How talented are you!