Help! What rhymes with cuntweasel?

[squishysquirmy]

Other than teasel, easel, or measle?
Writing a sweary poem, and really wanted to include it but struggling to find a rhyme that isn't completely out of context.....

Bloody brilliant

Bloody hell, squishysquirmy, that's good!

Chapeau to you

Mexican wave for squishy

I really enjoyed this- thank you squishy!

This is amazing! I am totally in awe. And I desperately want to share it on Facebook. It needs to go viral.

Fucking brilliant !!!

This is fantastic I've never been so happy to be a MNetter.

you are incredibly talented OP. Love it.

I would love to share this on my FB but it would be odd not being able to credit someone with it. Can I email it to my mum instead?. She loves politics and a well crafted swear...

Best thing I've read in AGES.

I really want to share it!

Maybe someone in MNHQ could cut-copy-paste to the MN FB page and post it? Or is it too sweary?

Can I share it on my facebook with the credit to 'an amazingly talented mumsnetter'?

Is there such a thing as too sweary?

In my book Fanny, never. But we have to think of the children, clutch pearls, etc.

That is incredible. It needs a public viewing. I suggest you ask mumsnet politely to cover your posting tracks and get it out there!!

Brilliant!

I don't know you but I love you squishy . That is EPIC!

That is stunningly wonderful.

IMHO the profanity is the stamp of a great many mnetters..

Even SparklingB secretly likes it

Keeping shitty online rags and bored kids away is just another pro.

Fantastic!

Wow

I'm normally a bit of a prude but that is bloody fantastic.

Legend!