Yep, I have less condensation these days because my stupid arse has shrunk and become bony. I'd rather have my old arse and condensation because sitting on hard chairs is a bloody nightmare
The notion that it's piss or secretions of some sort of fanny lurgy is just horrible. Why would any sane person say that?! Here is the VERY simple thing. If it as piss or any form of fanny juice, you'd feel it seep out, your clothing would be damp, the patch of doom would remain and someone would come up to the chair and exclaim "Fuck me, some dirty bastard has pissed on the chair!" or "Hellzapoppin' this chair is covered in fanny juice!"
I think it's really horrible to imply that every woman here who has experienced it goes around with pissy knickers and is excretes fanny juice so heavily that she leaves a snail trail wherever she goes.
N.b. Condensation is the change of gas to liquid. I.e. it is the change of the physical state of matter. Now, I'm not sure if farts can turn into liquid, but I'm pretty sure that piss and juice,already being liquid can't change their physical state to liquid, because they are bloody liquid.
In short, stop being so horrible. It's natural bloody science!
Of course any of us could lose control of our bladders, being women and all it can happen, but that would be a different thing altogether. The chance of fanny juice leaking out of our pants is far less likely. When I was about fourteen I did have a horrible experience in an art exam when the far heavier than I had anticipated period I was having started leaking and leaking and I knew that there was blood on the chair I was sitting on and my legs and my pants and my skirt. I had to sit there until everyone had left, clean the chair, put a jumper around my waist and go and clean myself up. That can happen to any woman and it doesn't make us someone to be looked upon as filthy and dirty, but none of these things are condensation. Learn some simple bloody science!
Apologies for rant. Rant now over.