My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

Well done OP.

Sent my love to ITbitch and Sidekick!

you can't not divulge the notice!! We NEED to know, even if its paraphrased!

Oh dear, that fridge seems a little eratic. I'd be worried about keeping my shopping in it.

I'd feel OK about keeping my lunch in it though, half a day for a sarnie is a bit diff from a whole day for raw meat....

Love to IT Bitches et al

Summary
FRIDGEWARS
Personal groceries are FORBIDDEN
RAW MEAT- see above.

No Haikus

Who put the notice up? Management/HR/annoyed colleague?

Awesome! Result.

Glad to see you seem to have it resolved.

Though do let us know if the FridgeBitch's head explodes

Victory! Huzzah!! A momentous day for corgettes the world over.

Up yours Fridgey McCunterson!

Is anyone else sad that this could mean the end of The Fridge Aventures of Sushi, ITBitch & Sidekick

HR are not going to look kindly on it if they end up buying a new fridge as the old one isn't working...
Will it still be resolved when it's obviouisly ok again?

Yes sepa very much so. I feel a self-help group might be necessary.

Glad to hear about the notice. I hope that it's come from management and that they have finally addressed the situation.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE to Sushi, ITBitch & Sidekick

I love it when a plan comes together, this uprising against FMFF's dictatorship has been admirable.

But I do feel a bit sad that this is possibly the end of the thread. It's kept me so entertained.

Huzzah! Its not bullying when people fight back against a bully/cunt.

Yay! Power to the people!!!! Well done for your stealth efforts Sushi, ITBitch and sidekick!

You're going to have one very pissed off work colleague though

woohoo!! Victory!
well dont sushi, IT Bitch and Sk people power!!!

well done not dont!!!

Hurrah!

Time for a new fuse?

Oh no.....what am I going to do for my daily entertainment now :-(

This is a good update, OP, in your ongoing war against fridgecunt.
PS Daily Mail are Cunts

Well done OP, ITBitch and SK loved both threads and I, like cazjn am sad this may be the end

Lets hope FFMF abides by the rules. I'm thinking she will be back to her old ways sooner rather than later though. hopefully, just for the thread fans

FMFF definitely is in work isn't she? It's not empty because she's had the morning off to go to the dentist or something?

I wonder where she has stored today's food then.....

FMFF is, what we refer to in our household as, a double-decker cunt-bus.

HUrrah for Victory against FMFF! Serves her right, the fridge-hogging Cunty McCuntychops that she is.

Hi-fives to Sushi, ITBitch and Kenny

Nice work sushi, ITBitch and Kenny, this is the best outcome, you are all awesome!

Go Team Sushi!

Victory!