My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

Love that she didn't buy her shopping today as she thought the fridge wasn't working, only to come into work today to find it working and full of sushi 😂😂😂.
You've got to fill it tonight after she's gone. Can't wait to hear of tomorrow's update when she's standing with her bags of shopping in front of a full fridge. Serves her right!

Love courgettes: cake, fried in oil and garlic, roasted. Yummy.

Anyone else been craving sushi?

Finally found you.
Ooooopppss... you have deffo been rumbled.

Gah - I know what a courgette looks like, I've had them plenty of times before, but this whole time I've been picturing an aubergine when anyone has said courgette!

The poster who lost her sushi's posts aren't not highlighted because she name changed! It's because she didn't start this thread.

If the courgette has not been carved all might still be well

Placemarking and proud of it...

Sidesteps innocently in.....

Someone actually put a courgette on the top shelf? Genius!

This is chat forum gold!

I had sushi for lunch in honour of the OP

I found the thread!! And as a bonus some tasty courgette recipe hints. Who said procrastinating doesn't pay?

Also shamelessly placemarking. It's been a stressful half hour or so finding the new thread.

BeautyQueen me too!

Was it shaped like this...?

Bonus courgette! I wish I was in your office.

Favourite way of getting more "speed" vegetables into my diet is to make zoats. Grate half a courgette, add to 35 g oats, milk (or water) and cinnamon and nuke in the microwave for 2 minutes. Not bad especially with berries on top.

Useless factoid - called zoats as the American for courgette is zucchini (as you all know).

Please, please tell us something, it must be lunchtime now! Starting to worry you're in trouble...

I'm hoping you're just unable to update OP rather than being in trouble.

and crying laughing at that pic QueenArseClangers

Viva la Revolution, Viva la Cock Courgette!
(I might want a t-shirt with this on it)

Bought sushi today hoping it would help me find you, and it did!

Goingtobeawesome

She did start the thread and then name changed, so the posts aren't highlighted.

Hoping the fridge is still bursting with stuff & FF brings her shopping tomorrow. then there will be a stand off at the courgette coral

Not in trouble!
Hope this is right name
It's just been ridiculously busy and also the kitchen is HOT. Boss has suspiciously been hanging around the IT desks.

E mail has gone around saying all colleagues are to empty the fridge of personal belongings every night. Only FMFF would say "personal items" I might put my bike locks and some clean socks in it before I go.

We found out who the courgette cunt was
Sidekick who will now be known as courgetteKennycunt CKC.*

I'm printing out that courgettecock- classic!

Has anybody said cunt yet?

Not his real name but he does like an orange hoodie

Doesn't that mean she still free to load the fridge up with her daily shop?

What are you going to do sushi?

I would still load the fridge....with courgettes....lots and lots of them.

This way if she dares throw them away....they can always be taken out of said bin and put straight back in.

Viva la revolution!

So you should all reply (to all) to that email apologizing that you won't be able to do this because you have already have stuff for tomorrow. Send this after she goes home. You and the IT crew can have a chat about it by email accidentally copied to all, saying how it can't matter the odd thing being left overnight just this once (your boss is on the "all" email list I hope). Make sure you discuss how it will be fine if you label things so that nobody accidentally chucks it out.

Actually no, just reply to the email (copied to all) with the word "Why?".