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It's election day for the Playmobil people in our house. Cast your votes here...

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SoMuchToBits · 07/05/2015 07:00

Can it really be five years since the tea-drinking party, led by NormanTheForeman swept to victory in the last general election? Oh yes it can! And today the plastic people are off to the polling stations again.

This year's parties standing for election are as follows:-

Tea-drinking party (leader NormanTheForeman)

Lifesaving party (leader KylieTheLifeguard)

Law and Order party (leader MichaelTheBeachPoliceman)

Military party (leader Sir Ospringe Bapchild)

Legalise Robbery party (leader Jack Jellyhead)

PlaymoLand Independence party (PLIP) (leader Nigel Garage)

Here's a photo of all the party leaders.

I'll be back shortly to tell you a little about each party's main policies.

Polls are open now and will close at 10 pm.

Cast your vote here! Grin

It's election day for the Playmobil people in our house. Cast your votes here...
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HarveySchlumpfenburger · 07/05/2015 20:39

It was going to be a tough call between Norman and Kylie. I love a fry up, but it's difficult to argue with kylie's stance on life.
However, Norman's completely abominable decision to put jam on first has swung it. Kylie gets my vote.

millionsofpeaches · 07/05/2015 20:39

Norman for me.

Almostfifty · 07/05/2015 20:50

Has to be the Tea Drinking Party.

Munxx · 07/05/2015 20:53

Norm all the way.

Xx

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 07/05/2015 20:55

If Norman wins, can we expect a .... wait for it, wait for it..... Beverage Report!

SoMuchToBits · 07/05/2015 21:03

Loving Beverage Report! Grin

Only an hour to go, get those votes in!

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Cocolepew · 07/05/2015 21:05

Vote for Michael. I like a bit of Law and Order, makes me feel safe to be guarded by 5" high men.

QueenOfThorns · 07/05/2015 21:13

I like Michael, but the Law and Order Party sounds a little right wing for me. I predict that by the next election, Michael will have come to terms with his sexuality, come out and joined the Village People Party. He'll be campaigning for gay rights and cheesy disco for all and get my vote for sure Grin

SoMuchToBits · 07/05/2015 21:19

Now that's an interesting idea, Queen!

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quietasamouse · 07/05/2015 21:21

Michael 2020 gets my vote then Queen Grin

PacificDogwood · 07/05/2015 21:21

Yes, the Law and Order Party sounds a bit scary and fascist, but I could totally go for a gay rights activist Michael Grin

CarrotCakeMuffins · 07/05/2015 21:28

Kylie for me please!

PHANTOMnamechanger · 07/05/2015 21:31

life saving party for me please Smile

tarkawithaparka · 07/05/2015 21:31

Kylie gets my vote

stareatthetvscreen · 07/05/2015 21:36

vote for kylie here x

WhispersOfWickedness · 07/05/2015 21:39

Hope I'm not too late!! Kylie for the Lifesaving Party for me :o

WhispersOfWickedness · 07/05/2015 21:41

I love the photos of King Athelstan's diamond jubilee :o

SoMuchToBits · 07/05/2015 21:44

Only about 15 mins to go until polling finishes! Get your votes in now!

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ninetynineonehundred · 07/05/2015 21:47

Casting a late vote for tea drinking IF they can guarantee that I'll ever be allowed to finish a cup.

Pumble · 07/05/2015 21:51

Another late vote for tea drinking party. Will they be able to promise I can drink it whilst it's still hot?!

petalpower · 07/05/2015 21:52

Voting for Norman - tea drinking party.

Allalonenow · 07/05/2015 21:55

A late vote for the Tea Drinking Party, swung by jam on first Smile

SoMuchToBits · 07/05/2015 22:03

The polling station IS NOW CLOSED!

Thank you to all who voted and offered your interesting views on today's election. The votes are now being counted...

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Sparklingbrook · 07/05/2015 22:04

Ooooh I will sing YMCA while we wait. Smile

PacificDogwood · 07/05/2015 22:05

Is there an exit poll?
Does it come with a 'health warning'? HmmGrin