Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

Rainicorn - Awesome! Please please respond, maybe with "how lowed is the raw?"

Sorry if this was mentioned upthread already, but I despise people selling individual well worn and tatty baby clothes for say 20p each! Just take the a charity shop you tightwad

My local group has recently been deleted and a new one started with new admins as the last one was rife with all of the above, I can't see anything amusing on this new page yet (give it time....)

One that got me on the old page was "does anyone do tattoos that can come to my hse?" Just why?! I just wish there was a follow up post showing the art they received....

Someone on ours wants a tabby kitten - someone else has offered a ginger one

Oh I forgot, they also specified that this mobile tattooist be cheap....makes me shudder!

Ranicorn. That has properly made me laugh. What on earth is a sous figure?

THIS MONDAY UNTILL EMD OF THE MONTH ALL MAIN PIERCINGS INCLUDING BODY JEWELLERY ARE JUST £10, SCAFFOLDS,ORBITALS,STAPLE/SURFACE,GENITALS ARE £20
I.D MUST BE PROVIDED BEFORE YOU ARE PIERCED, AND IF UNDER 16 A PARENT/GUARDIAN MUST ACCOMPANY OR VOUCH FOR YOU OVER TELEPHONE CALL

I think I've got it - "a walking, roaring dinosaur figure".

Mind you "rawing diner sous figure" could really be anything. If the picture was't there I'd be lost too

Just checked my local one and I shit you not there is someone trying to sell a bundle pack of freebie beauty sample sachets (the ones you get in magazines) plus some mini-size cosmetic beauty freebies (also the ones you get off the front of magazines) for 15.

make I think some people buy them to put in goody bags. I wouldn't but horses for courses.

Someone selling a vulva dress on my local page today.

I'm sure it's a lovely dress, but as I scrolled down quickly I did have to double-take.

Come here bubz for all your frozens needs

heres a gorgeous channel candle

classy elvis pendant. Wolves also available

I was all set to post how normal everything was on mine, and then I discovered this (there is no Sainsbury's in this town!).

The bags for 10p

The neighbours would be wel jel of you shopping in Sainburys Greater and not even a shop in the town!

"Great condition green pair of curtains each curtain 103cm wide and 107cm long £3 collection"

Hi are they long enough for a front door?

Is it a midget door?

No, thx anyway

er scuse me coconutty hun I think I was in dere first for the channel candel.

Ok Greater you win, I think trying to sell Sainsburys carrier bags - not even reusable ones but just normal plastic ones - is the most WTF thing I've come across.

Ta Hun.

This anyone up for some crazy paving?

I've seen someone offering decorative concrete wall blocks for sale. Bit like these. Only downside was that they were actually still someone's wall and you had to dismantle their wall for them.

So the cheeky sellers were actually trying to get paid for having their wall dismantled. You'd never have got the blocks out without breaking them.