Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

Someone on ours is selling Hama bead creations to order. WTF

Wow your fb selling groups are cheap frozen hampers on mine are £25 for about 6items. I want to know who fuck buys them.

I die a little inside each time I see pair of manky dead converse 'worn but plenty of wear' £15

Damn you all I've had to go and search out mine now. I despair for the English language I really do.

"Is any body selling a settee n chairs or a 3 +2 seater plz"
"U still looking for 1"

Other than that mine just seems to be post after post of fake tat.

Just had another look at mine...there's an argument brewing about personalised Christmas baubles which look like cheap tat
Seller: Only a £1
Numerous messages about delivering/buying etc then-
X: Sellername why u copying my idea for?
X: Message me people I only charge 50p

It's an indication of how slow my day is that I'm now waiting for the bunfight to start

Have just seen on mine... 'Artificial Christmas reef' Lovely fish and coral for Christmas, I hear you ask? No, a ring of artifical foliage, of course.

Really disappointed at the lack of tat, the use of complete sentences and proper grammar on my local selling site!

Best I've got is:

"Wanted all broken and working laptops, tablets and mobile phones. Pm me with wot u got."

"iphone wanted come on people who got iphone forsale"

"wanted iphone or android phone cash waiting must be able to delever to [area of city]"

zucker Soz hun it's first come first serve, but I can make you a Michael Coors one- I can also make it as a dummy clip if you'd prefer?

£30 for glittery shit champagne
What you actually get is glittery shit perry that cost £2 in asda
The amount if numpties who bought it
And for £2 more you can have an Elsa sticker on it.

Someone was selling a used vibrator on our local page a few weeks back.

They added " Good working order but needs new batteries"

More frozen glitter tat £20 gets you a glass bottle if coke and bar of choc
Bargain

Some small child is going to be so excited with that on Christmas morning What. Lovely.

The frozen baskets are the worst on mine and £20 each I've considered doing it myself it's such money for nothing!

Small basket from £shop
Frozen lipgloss, sponge, hand wash and nail varnish from £shop
Wrapped up in cellophane.

So £15 profit on each one - loads of people are buying them. WTF?

I feel I should buy my Frozen-hating, coke-hating DD one in case she feels she has missed out.

It just got better ladies £25 will get you a bottle of WKD and some unknown perfume glass and toys
Also available in Henry Huggle Monster buck fast

Sparkley buckfast for the special ned in your life

Whatdoes OH MY GOD! The state of that decoupage!

To put your glittery voddy in!

2/3 sweater sofas come up regularly. Always makes me snigger.

Today we have 'perfume viles' and 1 white contact lens. 1!

claw that's particularly bizzare!

Galena Christmas reef!

I have to say you are making my local site look good. Never seen and home crafted glittery / Frozen tat.

What?

Pink I know! And outstandingly badly drawn too! That particular person sells a range of painted, glittery jute bags. For ALL occasions and beverages.

People buy the glittery shit?
Why would anyone want a coke bottle dipped in glitter?

This is all so true! I thought it was just a quirk of our local fb selling page but this this is obviously the way it's done.

My favourite post was by someone selling a deflated helium balloon. "Flat, but lot's of life left in it". Apparently.

I kid you not ...

Urghh don't get me started on the crap poundland frozen gift baskets ! Just because they have really frozen stuff u could buy of a fiver everyone's going mad and paying up to £20 what child wants a sponge and dinner plate for Xmas !
I've just seen a pink wardrobe go on seller wanting £110 someone posted that they are new in Argos for £75 . Seller wasn't to happy haha not had any takers

I tend to look on the local areas I know that are abit chavy u get some right crackers. ANYONE GOT ANY CHEAP BAKKY was the most recent lol