Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

I don't get the point of them . Surely you only have to turn around fast and you have wine all over your face?

My DD had something like that when she was younger, it was called a door bouncer and great for springing up and down.

The fact the woman in the picture is still holding on to her glass makes it redundant. It is also seriously lacking in glitter.

I've just looked up my local one (it's a closed group) and the "rules" include
first to comment gets first refusal

No thanks. I want to be able to choose based on politeness.

i need to find some glitter glasses, I feel left out

Hand painted chalk board wine glasses £2.75 each (min 7 days notice needed) bulk order discount applies. Please inbox me or like my page for more detail

festive loo seat cover anyone? I'm struggling to understand why anyone would want one? I mean really?

My ex's very elderly grandparents have a xmas loo seat cover

HAHA she had a few and sold them all so maybe its just me

I think Santa would end up with a yellow beard by the time DS has finished spraying everywhere

Some beautiful bed sheets anyone?

I've joined one of many local groups to me, purely for the fun! Badly spelled posts, hunning left, right and centre, kisses on all the posts (although they could be close friends of relatives, it's a small city here)
But one of the most prolific posters appears to own a local shop for local people in the ghetto and is advertising all the reduced groceries in his shop! Packets of Berocca tablets, just £2! Box of pint glasses, £10 ideal for parties! Boxes of crisps, just £1.50!

Exclamation marks are all his btw...

Anyone with Directioners still to buy for?

Half-used hair chalk set. £4.

And the constant use of "chick" or "hun" sets my teeth on edge something horrid

TheJiminy I really, really wish I had a 1D fan in my house after seeing that. I'm tempted to get DH one because I know he would treasure it.

You could commission a portrait of DH. That would be a gift that keeps on giving!

That is a superb idea! Merely £10 for something both unique and astonishing.. .

My local one has started discussing Halloween, complete with "begging" comment.

Loving the portrait artist!

How about some unusual heels for someone special?

Or a beautiful platypus for that someone special....

What is this supposed to actually be anyway?

ROFL at the seed bead platypus

Bahaha I love when you zoom into that baby word canvas (I presume that's what it is - name, birth date, time, plans on how to cook and eat her) it says "Who would want one?" Quite