Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

£8. Still not 100% sure what it is....

£23.94 (weird price) delivered anywhere in the UK. You too can have tat on your doorstep to scare off callers this christmas.

Not my local group anymore, but stayed on it just for the comedy value! I mean what the hell did they expect to find under the membrane?

Haha those meerkats are terrible - might get some for mil, she loves them!

Oh god those meerkats are right up my MIL's street too. What is it with MILs and tat?

Our best local selling page has gone from being public to closed overnight.

I am never now going to find out if the Watch Seller and her friend defeated Voldemort

On my local selling site there is a woman selling salt and vinegar crisps from multipacks. Apparently her kidz dont like em!

Oh, and they are out of date.

Someone bought them.

It's a type of speaker Sisters. I think.

Alice, I wonder if one of them was a mnetter...

Books need to go asap, £10, pm me if you want them

no idea what books they are

Urgghh bloody frozen gift baskets
Badly wrapped peg basket with a sponge ,dinner plate and empty gift bag at the back
Hours of fun !!!
Why are people lining up to buy this toot they want £15-£20 for it aswell !!!

I was just merrily scrolling down my local selling page looking for anything to add to this thread. I found a frozen hamper for £28, I was going to screen shot and post the photo but don't know how to remove the sellers name. I carried on scrolling and came face to face with a got spot vibrator!

My neighbour advertised her broken 40" tv on freecycle - advertised as a broken tv. She left it dumped between our houses for the winner to collect. He didnt collect it for 2 weeks where is sat between our houses in the rain. Then it just vanished.

I really wouldnt have minded except it was MY fucking TV. Her partner had left her about 4 months before and took the tv, left her with a tiny portable and she couldnt afford new one. So I lent - LENT - her the one out of my bedroom. She didnt even tell us it was broke, just mentioned to DP about it being broke when he saw her dumping it. No thank you or explanation. Bitch.

That Bill, is a word cloud. Much loved in education circles.you type in loads of words to do with a concept or in this case a person and ta dah fuck me it's grim

I had a mooch on one of our locals with the vain hope of contributing to the thread.

Some one was advertising the 'best fat stripper in the area'

I immediately was at the idea of a stripper selling her wares on a public FB page when i realised it was a slimming aid

Why the hell would the word shish come up I a world cloud...twice .

My local selling pages are pure gold. Will add more later, full of fireworks at the moment as well.

Someone on our site is selling an albino hedgehog. I didn't even know that was legal but apparently it is.

Vodka why didn't you just take the tv back? Wasn't it fixable?

This guy is providing bespoke Chester draws. Any character.

Yuk

Love it when sellers blind the 'huns' with proper english (i do this all the time!) here is a fabulous exchange:

(A) Wud u take 75? If so cud i cum n see it plz
(B) OK when would you like to come?
(A) Can only cum 2moz
(B) Lovely. Would you be taking it if you come tomorrow and like it, I need the space for something else coming tomorrow afternoon, could you come early morning say 9am
(A) Can cum in half hour 2 look inbox ur address plZ

If i were (B) i would be sooo tempted to seek a response in plain english!

A word of warning - having got hooked on watching FB selling sites, do not be tempted to search "Glitter Glasses" on FB - there's a good chunk of my life I won't get back, nor can I ever unsee some things.... If only you could get glittery chips....

Yep mine has this too!

Beautiful thread. I keep guffawing then having to repeat the funny to my DH. I just had to look on my local FB selling site and it's a revelation to me. In future that's where I'm headed if I need LOLZ

"Cot bed for sale. Good condition. Some chew marks"

Pictures with more "likes" than comments. That means people have misunderstood the premise of the site.

Double buggy. "To go today, need the space". Feel like commenting "fold it up then love"

And what is it with cat beds? Get the message people, cats do not like any beds except yours.

Roses Oh my freaking eyes.

It's like someone's thought "I MUST outdo the other Glitter Huns and find OTHER cheap glass to coat in PVA and flog for a healthy profit!"

And then they've stumbled upon those salt and pepper receptacles....at the pound shop.

££££££££££££ signs in their eyes and glitter in their bra they rush home..."mkn gud money on thise bebbies!"

I figured out how to remove the seller details. Who wouldn't want this lovely Frozen gift set for a mere £20.

I've just seen, who wants copeyed dvds and cds?