AIBU to think that comprehension just isn't a strong point with some people.

[AngelsOnHigh]

I've noticed this quite a lot over the time I have on MN.

Referring to a recent thread re early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.

OK, first answer was "So he wants you both to retire in early forties"

Second response "Can you change to part time work"

I can understand this if we were 10 pages into the thread because we don't all have time to read all responses, but come on, the first two responses?

OP? Has anyone seen the OP?????
Honestly it's true- if you pull in the string it just falls out.

ODFOD

AIBU to think the amount of active Christmas threads already is disgusting

naice Boden, naice people, naice children, naice, naice, naice, naice retirement.

Does anyone fancy a hamwidge?

I'm not sure OP.

Would you go for a swim, sauna etc with a snotty nose? I'm thinking of going now, but not sure it's wise.

Sorry for the hijack... I couldn't be faffed to start my own thread and I'd have to leave in the next 10 minutes if I'm going to be back in time for the kids.

Yabvu to let your 18 year old live with you. She'll never stand on her own two feet, spoilt mare. When I was 17 I worked four full time jobs and lived on my own. The malnutrition was character building.

Yabvu to not want to sleep in a box room so your DS can have his big room. It doesn't matter that he's 35 and only needs it between jobs and girlfriends. He will feel terribly pushed out if you box up his things. I know I would. My children's rooms are theirs forever.

YABU and you know it.

How many children do you have OP?

Will your friend be downsizing when she retires OP?

How many bedrooms does she currently have and is she within commuting distance of Knott-End-on-Sea?

Does she have a goat?

Don't forget to offer the workman copious amounts of tea and coffee while he works on your extension 8 hours a day.

But don't DARE let him use the toilet!! Would you really want him upstairs? In YOUR bathroom?! He can wait till he gets home fgs!

Are you on glue

Still snotty and have gone off the idea of a swim.

Thanks you lot... where were you when I needed advice?

I haven't had time to read the whole thread, so apologies if it has been done, but has anyone suggested retiring to Spain?

Have you tried this?

Wait till I tell Sharon. The wine's gonna hit the wall.

I think it was Martin Clunes.

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I'm sorry - I just don't understand what you are getting at OP.

AHEM

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