AIBU to think that comprehension just isn't a strong point with some people.

[AngelsOnHigh]

I've noticed this quite a lot over the time I have on MN.

Referring to a recent thread re early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.

OK, first answer was "So he wants you both to retire in early forties"

Second response "Can you change to part time work"

I can understand this if we were 10 pages into the thread because we don't all have time to read all responses, but come on, the first two responses?

Formula is not poison!!!

I lost the will to live reading that.

Use paragraphs FGS!

He is gaslighting
leave now

Ffs. Just poas!

it IS junk food
has a whole 0.0002g of Sugar!
your children will be obese and hyperactive

Yes that is bullying. Talk to the papers and do a sad face.
Have some

Couldn't read and run. Have an un-mumsnetty hug. Do you have some support IRL with this?

Snort.
This is going the same way as the why don't people use real names thread.
I love mumsnet at the moment

You sound very entitled.

Yesterday ... 'I would of course swerve to avoid dogs, people etc'

'So previous poster what would you do if a dog or horse or person was in the road ... Hit them'

No read her fucking post properly

It's far too fricking early for Xmas threads OP.

Rtt ffs it's not about that

Is this your MIL's first GC?

Just refuse to see her for at least 2 days.

I think you sound unhinged. head tilt

I feel sorry for your children.

This thread is making my teeth itch.

LTB!

Phone 101

It sounds as if you need to rekindle your relationship. What about a nice weekend at Center Parcs?

You could try aromatherapy...it worked for me!

Well, personally I wouldn't place much store by what NHS Direct say. Trust your instincts.

Q - We can have a morgage of 100k. Houses in an easy commute of work and schools are about 150k. Should we carry on renting?

A - Well round here as opposed to the obviously common and scummy place you live 2 bed flats go for 800k so you're very lucky to live in your scuzzy area which is still too expensive for you

Q - my maternity leave is due to end. I have to go back to work - we can't afford for me to do otherwise. Is working pattern A or B best?

A - why have kids if you can't afford them?
A - just give up work. No job is more important than your baby
A - can you get a higher paid job and work less?
A - YOU SOUND VERY ENTITLED