MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

[TalcAndTurnips]

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.

I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

Good mousekeeping the go to topic for looking after and caring for one's mice.

Steep - Live halfway up a fecking mountain? Tips and advice from high altitude dwellers.

Sweep - If you thought that Sooty was overrated and a bit of a diva, share the love for his doggy sidekick here.

Seep - Leaks and dribbles of all kinds are the order of the day. Show us yours.

Bland requests
(Not very interesting or enticing questions from mediocre media types)

Farther Education - Want your little darlings schooled as far away as possible? Have you considered Vladivostok?

Homework porner - What does Hugo really get up to when he's researching the Tudors online? Share tips and advice on stopping your kiddies looking at rudey nudies.

Elderly patents
Mumtrepreneuse chant chat about protecting intellectual property rights on inventions they still haven't got past the prototype phase...

Wash with Mumsnet
(Product testing cutting edge for an internet forums)

Farts and crap pictures - another one for poo trolls
Dadsnot - things your DH refuses to do
The latter troy - a niche historical thread
Adult friction - a chance to vent about difficult situations encountered with other adults

Egadsnet for men stuck in a time warp.

Super Fussy Animals
(Support for pet-owners who end up feeding Fido fillet steak and Fluffy hand-dived oysters)

Secondary Medication - for those wishing to disseminate knowledge about drugs to teenagers.

The Distaff Room - oh what a tangled web we weave...

Sporks
(For lovers of those weird plastic contraptions you find welded to the lid of an M&S salad for one)

Stop joking - help for washed up comedians trying to find a new career
Crudite crunch - a thread to discuss the merits of carrot sticks over celery for a garlic dip
Hmmm best stop now

Elderly patents - Specialist legal advice for when it looks as if those royalties might be about to dry up.

Dadsnot - a place of support and advice for those needing to discuss paternity testing.

X post SecondRow!

Feet-ups - for when it's been a long day

Greeky Stuff - Like moussaka? Bouzouki music? Blokes strutting about in white tights and shoes with pom-poms? Stuffed vine leaves?

Off the Beaten Crack - another Friday night niche discussion area.

Height Loss Chat - If you can no longer reach the Sugar Puffs on the top shelf of the cupboard, come and share your moans.

Egadsnet

Cramping- menstrual woe and exercise advice.

Tamping- for angry threads.

Lamping- who would you like to wallop?

LOVE this thread.

Vamping- for creatures of the night. Some crossover with post-fatal clubs.

Swine Flew for owners of errant pigs

Numan Rights for those that want to help Gary

UncommonHealth Fames 2014 the place to show of weird and unique ailments and get the adulation they deserve.

Floggers Network - another Friday night thread - err beyond centre parks

Going back to cork - when screw top wine doesn't work out for you...

Pardoning. Where to go when you realise that YWBU

Ebay gum - bargains from Yorkshire

Gentle Health - no tellings off here for drinking/eating too much, not exercising etc.

My brain's gone to sleep, but I totally want this on TIO tomorrow

Special feeds- a place to gather up all picky eater guest threads.

Special weeds- niche gardening forum.

Spatial needs- a place to fantasise about a place of your own, not invaded by Lego, laundry and empty envelopes left about (yes you DH!)