MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

[TalcAndTurnips]

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.





I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

[iK8]

Good mousekeeping the go to topic for looking after and caring for one's mice.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Steep - Live halfway up a fecking mountain? Tips and advice from high altitude dwellers.

Sweep - If you thought that Sooty was overrated and a bit of a diva, share the love for his doggy sidekick here.

Seep - Leaks and dribbles of all kinds are the order of the day. Show us yours.

[JennyOnTheBlocks]

Bland requests
(Not very interesting or enticing questions from mediocre media types)

[TalcAndTurnips]

Farther Education - Want your little darlings schooled as far away as possible? Have you considered Vladivostok?

Homework porner - What does Hugo really get up to when he's researching the Tudors online? Share tips and advice on stopping your kiddies looking at rudey nudies.

[SecondRow]

Elderly patents
Mumtrepreneuse chant chat about protecting intellectual property rights on inventions they still haven't got past the prototype phase...

[JennyOnTheBlocks]

Wash with Mumsnet
(Product testing cutting edge for an internet forums)

[Waxlyrically]

Farts and crap pictures - another one for poo trolls
Dadsnot - things your DH refuses to do
The latter troy - a niche historical thread
Adult friction - a chance to vent about difficult situations encountered with other adults

[Salmotrutta]

Egadsnet for men stuck in a time warp.

[JennyOnTheBlocks]

Super Fussy Animals
(Support for pet-owners who end up feeding Fido fillet steak and Fluffy hand-dived oysters)

[Salmotrutta]

Secondary Medication - for those wishing to disseminate knowledge about drugs to teenagers.

[Salmotrutta]

The Distaff Room - oh what a tangled web we weave...

[JennyOnTheBlocks]

Sporks
(For lovers of those weird plastic contraptions you find welded to the lid of an M&S salad for one)

[Waxlyrically]

Stop joking - help for washed up comedians trying to find a new career
Crudite crunch - a thread to discuss the merits of carrot sticks over celery for a garlic dip
Hmmm best stop now

[Castlemilk]

Elderly patents - Specialist legal advice for when it looks as if those royalties might be about to dry up.

Dadsnot - a place of support and advice for those needing to discuss paternity testing.

[Castlemilk]

X post SecondRow!

[TalcAndTurnips]

Feet-ups - for when it's been a long day

Greeky Stuff - Like moussaka? Bouzouki music? Blokes strutting about in white tights and shoes with pom-poms? Stuffed vine leaves?

Off the Beaten Crack - another Friday night niche discussion area.

Height Loss Chat - If you can no longer reach the Sugar Puffs on the top shelf of the cupboard, come and share your moans.

[iK8]

Egadsnet

[CelticPromise]

Cramping- menstrual woe and exercise advice.

Tamping- for angry threads.

Lamping- who would you like to wallop?

LOVE this thread.

[CelticPromise]

Vamping- for creatures of the night. Some crossover with post-fatal clubs.

[HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen]

Swine Flew for owners of errant pigs

[HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen]

Numan Rights for those that want to help Gary

UncommonHealth Fames 2014 the place to show of weird and unique ailments and get the adulation they deserve.

[dunmopin]

Floggers Network - another Friday night thread - err beyond centre parks

Going back to cork - when screw top wine doesn't work out for you...

Pardoning. Where to go when you realise that YWBU

[NellVarnish]

Ebay gum - bargains from Yorkshire

Gentle Health - no tellings off here for drinking/eating too much, not exercising etc.

[GarlicJulyKit]

My brain's gone to sleep, but I totally want this on TIO tomorrow

[CelticPromise]

Special feeds- a place to gather up all picky eater guest threads.

Special weeds- niche gardening forum.

Spatial needs- a place to fantasise about a place of your own, not invaded by Lego, laundry and empty envelopes left about (yes you DH!)