MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

[TalcAndTurnips]

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.





I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

[ItsNotUnusualToBe]

Grrr House SwaMps

[ItsNotUnusualToBe]

ForK Free

Recipes for finger food

SwaMp Houses

Garden inspiration appropriate for the weather.

[chockbic]

Welly Addicts for those who live in the country
Titter Tray for fans of Frankie Howerd

[StealthPolarBear]

Only toking: im so mellow man...and so hungry!

[StealthPolarBear]

Mirth announcements: I have a brand new joke I wish to share

Only toking:

[Wickeddevil]

slushchairs where we may retire to this evening

[TalcAndTurnips]

I am so delighted to read that this thread has been moved to Mumsnet Brassics - the topic for those on their uppers and sick to death of the cash splashery on General Wealth and Children's Wealth (topic for parents of children worth more than £1m on the open market).

For the shittest thread-starter in MN history (source: Guinness Book of Mumsnet Records) this is akin to winning a Commonwealth bronze. I shall now have a cup of tea with two biscuits.

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[JennyOnTheBlocks]

Or Hunsnet
(For those more sparkley, twinkly types)

Gumsnet
(Dental forum)

Glumsnet
(Pessimists unite)

[CharlieSierra]

Speaking of Friday night topics, has anyone mentioned Bumsnet ?

[Mercedes519]

And of course...

Sumsnet for lovers of maths everywhere

Slumsnet. For those with housing issues

Tumsnet. For a frank discussion of exactly what the little feckers did to our stomach muscles

Cumsnet. Definitely a Friday night site

Shamsnet. For all those trolls

[Wickeddevil]

Will IK8's baby gnomes need gnome ed?

sloan parents made in Chelsea naturally

poets how to care for the literary inclined

the scarfroom where every good mumsnetter keeps her scarves

Am loving sight stuff for the spec savers anecdotes Charlie Sierra. Please let that become an actual thread

[AmyMumsnet]

Or maybe we should have moved this to Mirth Announcements where we share all things which have made us laugh.

I'll stop now - promise!

[AmyMumsnet]

Hi all,

Thanks for cheering us up with this! We've moved it to classics.

And can I add...
adult non-diction for the sloppy speakers of Mumsnet.

[BlackeyedSusan]

ahh beagles that occurred to me last night but could not think of the follow up sentence..

[SecondRow]

Post-natal clues
Get one here!

[BeaglesOfDeathMetal]

Family Panning

Fancy your chances in the goldrush? Why not take the kids?

[Mybigfatredwedding]

In the pews - a discussion forum about church

[Mybigfatredwedding]

Have you seen Chris? - A place where you can upload your photos of celebrities called Chris.

Wine flu - where everyone can wallow in their hangovers together.

The Royle Family - for discussions solely about the much loved sitcom.

[StillFrigginRexManningDay]

Dorkfest - for the nerds amongst us
Business tart-ups - redecorating your premises
Slumming World - for those who live in not very naice areas

[CharlieSierra]

Sight stuff - amusing anecdotes from those who should've gone to Specsavers

[BeaglesOfDeathMetal]

Methical Living a beverage guide for the Down and Out

[AndIFeedEmGunpowder]

The Tacky Room come discuss your toddler's gorgeous spray tan without judgement

[BeaglesOfDeathMetal]

ARF at Have You Been This

[Wickeddevil]

Celtic beat me to special weeds, though my version wasn't gardening!

[Lweji]

Studded parents
for parents who have piercings.
As in "my dd's long hair keeps getting caught on my belly button piercing. Should I cut it?-the hair"