MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

[TalcAndTurnips]

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.

I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

The Great Outdone
(Pipped at the post again)

Larder families - times are hard. Bedsits are so 80s. Share your experiences of living in a small cool room that is stuffed with food.

Sleet - OhYouBadBadKitten shares her inside knowledge on the likelihood of not-quite-snow in your area

Boot giveaways - now that you realise that they're so UnMN, offload your MumBoots here.

Baby James - MN playing favourites about names for newborn DSes.

Lweji - I had forgotten that. Told you I was old.

... Jacks, Gordons and Johns need not apply.

Lager Families
(Drunkenness for those who have more than 6 chairs round the table)

Baby Dames for parents with high expectations

Ethical diving - post here for biodegradable shark cage tips.

Nanny sharts - a very specific poo troll topic

Fellationships

Not sure I really want to explain it, but it involves discussing ad nauseum whether it's ok to give or demand oral sex. And how to do it, when and why.

Cakes and Beaks
(Flour based chat with added feathers)

Cloggers' Chat - for our Dutch readers.

Boghouse For all poo related tales

Sleb Swaddle - which brand of receiving blanket do Katie Price and Kat Middleton favour?

Sigher Education for those who need to learn when it is appropriate.

Christmaryz - stretches the Roolz but would piss Maryz off enough to be worth it

Exorcise
Woo!

Slight Stuff - for all those threads
The Nit Watch - self explanatory !

Am I being unfeasable to only get elevent million meals from a chicken?

the tacky room you mean you actually bought that shit?

bonk of the month the Friday night club obviously

The Sack Room - a sanctuary for all male MNers to discuss their scrotal woes. Special Guest Poster: Sexual Health expert Dr Wun Hung Lo.

MN boob swap clubs - fed up with your bangers? Exchange them with another dissatisfied MNer in your locale. Not quite sure how, but think it involves amateur surgery.

Credit Brunch - where to get a free breakfast near you, without having to do The Walk of Shame first.

Employment fissures niche topic for nurses.

Shite Stuff spiritual home of the poo troll

Stile and beefy farming topic.

Moany Matters general, all purpose filing for Mumsnet chat.

Baby Gnomes topic for the Little People extra points for use of borderline racist Orish accent

Carping see Moany Matters above

Guests Post
(Peter Andre and Polly Toynbee read their gas bills and pizza offer leaflets via a podcast)

Forge's Sweethearts - The spouses and partners of career blacksmiths and farriers discuss the trials and tribulations of living with a metal bender.

Leather - if you like wearing it, sitting on it or biting down on it - this is the place for you.

Sheep - Unable to think for yourself? Go with the flow in this topic.

Crassified
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