MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

[TalcAndTurnips]

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.

I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

Leeky stuff - daily recipes for leek-lovers

Jelly Addicts
Loving Overseas
Good Mousekeeping

Household gods - another sub-topic of Relationships, where self-centred bastards who think they should be waited on hand and foot are discussed in eye-wateringly frank language.

General gravel advice/tips - one of MN's busiest topics for those wishing to lay a new driveway or add a bit of texture to a landscaped garden.

Bruises - Share pictures of your funny haematoma. Look - here's one on my arse that looks like a stegosaurus.

Whine - a place to have a good winge
Farts and Drafts - a place to discuss how to deal with a flatulent family member or friend

Rural loving - another friday night topic probably

Fanny Shares

hole decoration umm.... vajazzling?

Hardening
A topic about making parents' lives more difficult.

ealing disorders - those living in W5 postcode discussing how the neighbourhood has gone to the dogs.

Really think I should leave this thread now!

I am having a good titter at Post-fatal groups.

Example post:

AdolfInTheAfterlife Wed 30-Jul-14 21:34:05

Don't know about you, but it's fecking boiling down here. I am sick to death of having a pitchfork up me jacksie.

Fanny Shares

The Dog Mouse
(Or science fucked up)

The Litter Train
(Bloody mess on public transport)

The Fish Thank
(How polite)

Bling a Parent
(Savorski up your mum)

It's been a shit day. Cheers Talc!

In the nets
What shall I do with this load of old pollocks?

Gregnancy - for those whose addiction to sausage rolls has led to an enlarged abdomen

Grand requests - Need £1k fast? Chance your arm here for a free handout.

Blagger's Network
(Swapping tips on how to get owt for nowt)

So sorry, my takeaway came earlier...

_Chant, where people come to...chant...

Alpaca - sorry to hear you've had a crap day.

A good titter heals many ills.

JennyOnTheBlocks - great juxtaposition there between Grand requests and Blagger's Network.

Festering
(Like aibu but it goes hugely ignored until OP explodes)

Am I being unseasonable?
Is the actual header for Christmas time.

The Great Shoutdoors - noisy neighbours in their gardens AGAIN!

Stew-parenting because it can feel like that after cooking it for the whole bloody day