What on earth is inside my pear?

[HairyPotter]

Bleugh!

I was eating in the the dark and didn't notice until it was too late.

She's fine, probably just at work!unless that's what the pear mice want is to think!!

Laughing at The Selfish Pear

What about the Scottish Agricultural College, Hairy? Isn't that where they cloned the sheep? Surely they can deal with mutant alien pear mouse babies?

I live by kew and one of the school mums is a scientists type there but I'm not sure I can cope having that thing anywhere near me!

Does anyomne know what time she finishes work? How long do we wait before we organise the search party? the Mutant Pear Husband has her I'm sure of it.

I think it's this

Oh, sorry, just seen rest of thread. Ignore boring factual answer, let's go with the zombie pears!

Yeah, let's not let the truth get in the way

Act-u-ally, the link shows some pear-rot but in the first photo (Exhibit 1) the manky bit looks separate like an avocado stone- and the other pear half looks completely clean (unless she licked it)

The boring, factual answer was probably planted (geddit) by the Evil Pear Overlords, to lull us into a false sense of security, somuch.

I don't think it is pear core breakdown - I've had pears with that, and the core has gone brown and mushy, not hard and black like wot the OP's pear is.

I know this thread.has become all jokey and whatnot but can I just say I am feeling all horrid and itchy about this pear TUMOUR in the same way that I did when I found out what trypophobia was thanks to mn. I can't stop thinking about it and feeling sick!
Eurgh. I need brain bleach.

The Usual Suspects - which one was it?

Hairy, I think it's a great idea to send the link to the "That's a shame" veg co. Pty Ltd.

Go on! You know you want to!

D'you I'm going to use "That's a Shame" as my new manta.

"Mum, I need 100g of ham this morning"

"Mum, I need a blue sweatshirt for the school disco"

Oh, that's a shame. That'll be my new Get Out Clause

I'm still here. For the time being...

Mutant zombie pear is still in the bin. They don't get emptied til next Wednesday though

It's obvious PearyPotter: even the delivery people don't come out in the daylight. So we can add vampires into the trope.

BTW, I clicked on the links. And I wish I could say it's put me off food. All it's done was put me off food and send me running to the Krispy Kremes. And I was doing so well this past week - waaaahhhh!

She licked it? On purpose? Oh my god!

Hey - the 15.40 post from yesterday had PearyPotter waking up from a nap (probably thinking she'd Dreamed all this mwah ha ha ) to find to her horror that PearMiceBabies were all over MN fb but "at least my worktops weren't manky"

So yes, she'd lick the pear before she photographed it. As if you'd present the "That'sAShamePearMouseBabies" in anything less than a good light.

She's orchestrated this all

Playing us like a finely tuned violin.

D'you think it was all a huge, elaborate hoax?

But HairyPeary has got guinea-pigs

Will no-one think of the BabyGuineaPigPearBabies

They're probably mutant piggies

zzzzz . OP if that's what it can grow in your Fruitbowl in a few days imagine what it could grow spending two weeks in your Bin. I'm just saying...

Eeek, Pixietrix!! What a horrible, horrible thought! It could take over the entire bin.
And HOW would you fit everything else in there that needed to go?? Or would it simply eat everything you binned...?
Hmmmm...

Oh Lord. The bin. For two weeks.

See, this is how the Zombie Apolocalypse starts.

Can you call the environmental agency or something? or Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo? please?

This. Is. Not. Funny. Anymore.

You wouldn't be able to fit anything in afterwards. It would have already eaten you too .