What on earth is inside my pear?

[HairyPotter]

Bleugh!

I was eating in the the dark and didn't notice until it was too late.

Go on... Click on the link...

If I have to have that image burned onto the insides of my eyelids because I dared to click, then everyone else should!

Have you checked that all of the other pears are safe?

What if there are more of them?!?

[https://apps.rhs.org.uk/advicesearch/Profile.aspx?pid=662]

Here's a less horrifying link with pictures.

Go on... Click on the link...

If I have to have that image burned onto the insides of my eyelids because I dared to click, then everyone else should!

Have you checked that all of the other pears are safe?

What if there are more of them?!?

Gah! Terrible internet connection = laggy double posts. Sorry!!!

So where do I stand with regard to chucking pears in my juicer? I'm on jason vales plan and I don't bother peeling/chopping fruit.... I just sling them in whole

It's bad enough that it's pear and parsnip juice

Is anyone else scratching?

Squidgey spider infested bananas....................

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Joules - just cut them in half first :)

I'm waiting till after dinner before I click on that link, (assuming the hordes of Zombie Baby Pear Mice haven't made their way to the Central Belt and got me by then). And I've binned the fruit-bowl-full of pears I had in my kitchen.

Thanks Hairy.

[grump]

We need the FPI :o (freaky pear investigators)

Special agent mouldy mulder geddit

I cracked open a pistachio nut once to find half a nut (which I ate) and the other bit was full of little tiny maggot type things, I'd eaten half
A bag too while watching a film so god knows how many bad ones I ate!

Absolutely brilliant! Chopping all fruit from now on! Brilliant.

I want to poke it! (I'm so worried about myself)

Update.

I came home from swimming with dd2 and its gone!! Dd1 swears she didn't touch it I believe her, it was rank and there is no one else here.

It's too dark to rake around in the bins. Where the Jeff is it and how did it get there?? Omfg

HAIRY !!!!! You do realise that many of us won't sleep knowing that the Pear Beastie is on the loose. I was only logging back in to ask in a Monica Geller stylee if you'd bleached your house the knife and work top around said mutant pear.

Do we need to tool up for Pearmaggeddon? I have a shovel in the garden and a hefty rolling pin

Hairy you know when our Parents used to say if we left something long enough it would 'grow legs and walk'. Erm? How do you want us to break it to you? .

I told you to put it in a dark room see if it moved!

Well it's gone off to hide under your bed obviously.

Watch out, there'll be another, they always come in pairs

Omfg.

The alien baby has grown up and left home...

It's sat in your living room watching Eastenders with it's feet up. You'll hear a little voice shouting through for a cup of tea in a minute.

Panic over! Dh had come home, chucked it in the bin and went back out again. Not that he came back just to put it in the bin you understand. He just happened to see it sitting there twitching and disposed of it.

So, alien zombie mouse pear baby is back in the outside bin where he belongs. Still no idea what the feck it is though.

That's what he's telling you Hairy but the mutant mouse pear baby may have got your DH under its control.....they'll be springing up from the ground shortly like in War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise

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