To Kick These People Out #2

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

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Summary anyone? :)

Mistle it just takes you to an nhs website :) I don't click on links either...

Just google it.

Not nhs, cancer research.

It's basically a big metal cage shaped to a face.

that backbone is growing all by itself!

Yes, it's a strong, woody rosebush, which has been strangled by the blackthorn and smothered in catshit. Just imagine how tall that spine is going to be in March, as you stride over to inspect your land, with the ominously blood-red roses towering over you, and lowering over UW!

Renter :) that's quite an image!

You do make me smile.

HV came this morning and said, "you know what? You're going to be just fine, just get through the next bit with whatever strategies you need to, and then spring will come."

She's very nice.

Did you tell her about the hoards of strangers that are egging you on and intending to descend upon the field though FUC?

Right, I hope this works... I've just spent a very long time going through both threads to list who has said they're bringing what
(I hope the formatting works...)

Abzs Campervan, cabers for tossing
AlpacaPicnic babysitting, Baileys & Toberlone cheesecake
AngelaDaviesHair Quaker ladies
AnUnearthlyChild tribal drumming, singing
babyicebean Belly dancing troupe, drummer, DD archery, ferret racing
BaronessBomburst Quink
bloshieoldcow DD’s bow and arrows
Bogeyface designed and printed Fuckyoustock t-shirts
Bonzodoodah Unicycle, ukulele
BuntyPenfold full campfire English breakfasts
CaffeinatedKitten brass band
Cataline will build a pizza oven and cook pizzas
ChasedByBees glowsticks
ChazsBrilliantAttitude Junior rugby team
DameDeepRedBetty rock band, portaloos
DangerousBeanz Squaddies
Doha adults-only bouncy castle, cocktail booth
Downtheroadfirstontheleft baileys & toberlone cheesecakes
dramajustfollowsme pipe band
EauRouge Band (will play Crazy Horses)
enriquetheringbearinglizard object d’art and bric a brac to sell, bikers
FairPhyllis Northumbrian bagpipes, stotties, ex-Oxford chapel choir and organists
FryOneFatManic Beer tent barwork, bouncers
GlaikitFizzog evil woodpigeon, tambourine, cow bell
Gossipyfishwife ExH with a banjo
growingolddiscustingly Beer tent expertise, Turkish delight vodka
HamletsSister Vokda
HemlockYewglimmer Rainbows/beavers/brownies, recorder, Minecraft area
IceBeing fire poi, flashing LED poi, nun
IdaBlankenship Broken down camper van, afternoon tea tent
jacks365 jazz group
JadziaSnax Rock & pop covers band
JennyCalendar Guide unit with mutant pantomime cow outfits
JsOtherHalf Beaver troupe
Jux bearded dragon, spare camping kit, telescope, metal detector
kelpeed wood
kungfupannda Northumbrian pipes
LadyFlumpalot Sealed Knot troupe
Lavendarhoney face painting, cake
littleblackno fortune tellers tent
liquidstate 2 donkeys, farmer DH to do tractor rides, Glasto rock band, SIL’s school choir, archaeological excavation
Lovecat tent, bunting, cake and gin-in-teacups tent
MarvellousMechanicalMouseOrgan saxophone
Meerka chocolate cakes
MiscellaneousAssortment mobility scooter
MrsMot beavers, mini rugby players, tents, bunting, ukuleles
MrsWedgeAntilles pipe bands, wallabies, terrier racing
Munxx recorders
NCISadict first aid
NigelMolesworth Rainbow pack
NumptyNameChange furniture
Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Big tall 20-something young men
olidusUrsus gun
OohAahBird face painting
PedantMarina Vikings
PhoneSexWithMalcomTucker rave tent
Picturesinthefirelight Ballet show
Pixel fruit & veg seeds
PizieBumbles morris dancers, historical reenactors with weapons
Preferthedogtothekids Operatic soprano DD
PsychicPaper FYF neckers, Viking reenactors
QOD Packet of pens
RoadKillBunny Brownie pack, donkey, children’s recorder group
RosegoldRuby DS’s alternative friends, USAF tactical wing, romanies, fairground, object d’art, bric a brac
Rowgtfc72 cider, ginger ninja
RudolphtheRedknowsraindeer couple of turkeys
SaggyOldClothCatPuss pony for rides, catering (cheese, portk pies), more beavers/cubs/scouts/explorer scouts, mediaeval reenactors
SlightlyDampWellies damp wellies
StanleyLambchop cheese rolling races
steppemum BBQ, sausages
Stropzilla Huge security guard
sunflowertango broidery for FYF scarves and camp badge
swampytigga rock and mod bands, Devon scrumpy, pasties, clotted cream, Beavers, cubs, scouts, Welsh Baptist minister
TarteAuzRiz tent, bnting, pigs, chickens, damson vodka
TheABC wildflower seed, cake
ThomasLynn moaning about the cold, BF’s homebrew spirits, LARPers
TooExtraImmatureCheddar chickens
UniS generator and cable for sound & light show, unicycle
tripper20 bagpipes
Wilding word poets
WingDefence organisation skills (haha), cake, smiles and unMNetty hugs
winklewoman suit of armour

And lots of children and pets!

Tee hee!

Mistle, it must have slipped my mind!

Wing defence I don't know what to say! I have tears (good tears!) wow. That must have taken you ages, and all those mnetters and all the things that have made me smile. So many of you?!

What a great list , wing you are awesome!

...and those of us who can't come will have a moment's freak-out at 11 o'clock: our own "fuck you, FuckYouFest!"

Well I should've been working...! And the list doesn't include all the crazy children and pets who can terrorize the UW add to the general feisty atmosphere :)

Festy atmosphere (although it may be feisty too)!

Sadly, I'm actually itching to sort the list into types of items (eg music/food & drink/animals/festy clothing/other entertainment/scouting organisations/etc) but I won't because everyone will get sick of trawling through two very long lists on the thread...

Wing :) I need organising at all times. Will you organise me?

Renter :) you'll have to!

I have an update!

Does anyone want an update?

Do you?

Do you?

Hmmmmm?

YES!!

Does Quink come under clothing or entertainment?

Are you sure?!

Quink comes under "exterior design"

Unless it's worn naked, in which case "clothing"

Um, let me think about this........?

Shall I put the kettle on?

Wouldn't that make it entertainment though?

Yes yes yes, tell us!!!!!!

Fuck off with your uodate, then!

UPDATE!!!