Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Lol happy days that's what I thought!

Ha ha

Omg... Hardly a romantic setting!!

"Knob bucket" my phrase of the day though!

OMG a penis beaker. I have officially heard it all.

Oh and we have a sex towel too which is better than tissues but is usually in the wash when we need it.

No dunking beaker in our house, we must be scummers. I'm fascinated to know how you discivered this wasn't the done thing? Have you been discussing this in real life Sara?

My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee

EEEEWWW. What do you do with the penis water in the morning!? Gross!

Knob solution sat there all night!

I really thought if I was going to find anyone who agreed with me it would be on mumsnet. Sigh.

Dunking aside is everyone having a 'post sex clean-up', is there anyone who just waits until say, the morning?

Dunking is very strange. What do you do with the sullied beaker?

I'd worry one of my DC would drink from it, the dog bowl was never off limits so I doubt the willy cup would be.

HappyDays' cat drinking willy water is officially the funniest thing I've heard today

Penis dunking?!

Surely that's what baby wipes are for?

Oh no! I'm about to market the house and having read this thread I now have to steam clean my armchair!

Do you sprinkle your mattress with bicarb to absorb the smells, too?

This must be an idea which could go on to dragon's den

what a thought

Feel a bit squeamish now

Op that is weird!!

Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

I don't always clean up. Sometimes I'm too tried and just roll over and go to sleep! I have a shower every morning and change sheets regularly so I'm sure that's ok isn't it? It's just sex juices.. I'm not going to die from being a bit sticky.

FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!

My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee

Yeah. same here.

On reflection, I think the beaker is less odd than telling your mates about it.

Your partner will now and forever more be Dennis - that bloke who shoves his cock in a cup after sex.

Next time he goes down the pub and his mates all cover their pint glasses with beer mats, you'll know why.

This is hilarious!

This thread is so funny, I'm supposed to be working but I'm just refreshing instead.

How often you change the water?

What's wrong with keeping a spare loo roll on the floor by the bed? He can then use that to clean up whilst you are having a wee.

My goodness, MN is a revelation sometimes.

Haha Big W!

Mostly we don't do a clean up at all, especially if a condom is used. Just shower in the morning, it's fine!